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Van
02-11-2009, 10:50 PM
Simple: ask a stupid question, get a stupid, or occasionally brilliant, answer. Part of my attempt to liven up the Source's posting.


How fast would a zebra have to move to appear as a grey blur? :blank:
SizzlingStapleCider
02-11-2009, 11:53 PM
As fast as a set of blender blades set to "Purée". :V
KaleiÐoscøpe
02-12-2009, 04:37 AM
Now you're supposed to ask a new question...

When do spaceshuttles will move into the earth?
Cee Pee
02-12-2009, 08:05 AM
When the question is will be correct grammar.

How many sourcites does it take to replace a light bulb?
.Rikku.
02-12-2009, 03:34 PM
2; 12.357 sourcites are tall

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
KaleiÐoscøpe
02-13-2009, 05:30 AM
Chuck Norris

How can you screw a lightbulb?
Sven_v2.0_LITE
02-13-2009, 09:14 AM
Chuck Norris

How can you screw a lightbulb?
By sticking it into your orifice of choice.

Why do all of the fun words to insult people with have a double "g" in the middle?
KaleiÐoscøpe
02-13-2009, 05:55 PM
Because they make us giggle.

WTF is a plus t
mrs_bun
02-15-2009, 04:51 AM
Scary butthole surprise.

How do I change radiator fluid? o_O
KaleiÐoscøpe
02-15-2009, 05:55 AM
With your hands

When does the world collapse?
mrs_bun
02-15-2009, 05:56 AM
It doesn't, the middle is all metal.

How I mine for fish?
SizzlingStapleCider
02-15-2009, 01:15 PM
It doesn't, the middle is all metal.

How I mine for fish?

Catch a goldfish :V
KaleiÐoscøpe
02-15-2009, 02:07 PM
You forgot a new question...

Why did he forget a new question?
SizzlingStapleCider
02-15-2009, 08:13 PM
WELL, the OP never says anything about posting a new question; it's only implied. But that doesn't change the fact that I did in fact forget to post a new question, and it was in fact your fault. Don't ask me how, or at least not in this thread, for it is not a stupid question as is in fact a very serious matter.

Girl with kaleidoscope eyes or KaleiÐoscøpe with girl eyes?
mrs_bun
02-15-2009, 08:15 PM
Lmao. A.
Spam Elemental
02-16-2009, 03:32 PM
If your brainwaves moved faster than light, would they write your memories in the past and in essence give you the ability to see the future?
mrs_bun
02-16-2009, 06:34 PM
No, faster than light doesn't mean backwards.

Gossip girl is awesome?
Spam Elemental
02-17-2009, 01:12 AM
No, faster than light doesn't mean backwards.Oh?

Gossip girl is awesome?No

Ask a stupid questionCan you see clearly now that the rain has gone?
mrs_bun
02-17-2009, 01:12 AM
Yes.

Boo

Yes.
Spam Elemental
02-17-2009, 09:44 PM
Yes.

Boo

Yes.You didn't ask another question.
mrs_bun
02-17-2009, 09:47 PM
What would you do for a klondike bar? :huh:

EDIT: awesome name for a dyke bar: KLON
SizzlingStapleCider
02-17-2009, 10:50 PM
Nothing crazy, just go to the corner store and pay however much it costs.

Lays: can you eat just one?
mrs_bun
02-17-2009, 10:53 PM
I eat about half of my lays.

What's your fave color?
xXx
02-23-2009, 08:34 AM
Green.

Do creatures with Modular come into play with thier counters if Humility is in play? If not, do they die as 0/0 with no ability to give them a counter before they are 1/1 from Humility?
Sven_v2.0_LITE
02-25-2009, 09:49 AM
Green.

Do creatures with Modular come into play with thier counters if Humility is in play? If not, do they die as 0/0 with no ability to give them a counter before they are 1/1 from Humility?
Humility is static, so it's taking effect doesn't use the stack, so the creatures are 1/1's without any counters. That means that they become 0/0 and die if Humility leaves play.

Is it just me, or does Ice Cube look a lot like LeVar Burton?
xXx
02-25-2009, 10:12 AM
Humility is static, so it's taking effect doesn't use the stack, so the creatures are 1/1's without any counters. That means that they become 0/0 and die if Humility leaves play.

Is it just me, or does Ice Cube look a lot like LeVar Burton?

Wrong. :nono: They come into play with counters.

Ice Cube looks alot like that guy from Law and Order.

What is love? Baby, don't hurt me.
Sven_v2.0_LITE
02-26-2009, 04:07 AM
Wrong. :nono: They come into play with counters.

Ice Cube looks alot like that guy from Law and Order.

What is love? Baby, don't hurt me.
Wait, seriously? I thought Humility stopped CiP effects...
Clem
02-26-2009, 04:12 AM
My first post, and my first stupid question; what happened to PK?
Tony3
02-26-2009, 04:20 AM
got ip banned.

what is the best flavored skittle?
Clem
02-26-2009, 05:25 AM
your mother

why is friday the 13th unlucky?
RC
02-26-2009, 09:36 AM
Something to do with goats. I don't remember it well.

Oh, and paraskavedekatriaphobia.



What tastes best with peanut butter?
SizzlingStapleCider
02-26-2009, 06:20 PM
More peanut butter.

Did you have a good day today, the day upon which you are replying to this question?
GelbSol
02-28-2009, 01:28 AM
Yes.

Whats a lovely lady lump?
mrs_bun
02-28-2009, 04:04 AM
Sun, you're so weird lmao. Welcome back.
.Rikku.
03-18-2009, 09:35 PM
Breast Cancer

Why can't I use my scroll wheel on Safari?
Van
03-18-2009, 09:43 PM
Breast Cancer

Why can't I use my scroll wheel on Safari?

Because macs don't understand mouse wheels.

Why am I so bad at physics?
LegendShark
03-18-2009, 10:01 PM
Science. :teach:

Why am I having all of these freaky mood swings?
Tony3
03-18-2009, 10:27 PM
because you're pregnant

how do birds have sex?-> laying down? wouldn't they roll around like balls? flying?? not like i've checked, but i've never seen a bird penis. just imagine a bird with a giant torpedo penis :V
Van
03-18-2009, 10:38 PM
Check here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloaca they don't really have sex as much as they rub their asses together and trade fluids really quickly.

Am I really weird that I know that? :V
Tony3
03-18-2009, 10:40 PM
Check here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloaca they don't really have sex as much as they rub their asses together and trade fluids really quickly.

Am I really weird that I know that? :V

rofl.

thank you for that
Skydin
03-18-2009, 10:40 PM
Yes, but it's okay because I want to have sex with your avvy.

Am I weird for thinking pink is scary?
Tony3
03-18-2009, 10:42 PM
Yes, but it's okay because I want to have sex with your avvy.

Am I weird for thinking pink is scary?

scary? yeah. i don't know how a color can be scary

why is pink scary?
Shadow
03-18-2009, 10:48 PM
Because a lot of people have irrational fears? You probably have some, I have some.

Why does it matter?
Tony3
03-18-2009, 10:48 PM
it doesn't. i was just asking a question.

why are blue and green so common for favorite colors?
Van
03-18-2009, 11:05 PM
it doesn't. i was just asking a question.

why are blue and green so common for favorite colors?

Because they are both very soothing colors, often have nationalistic connotations (especially green), and are related to nature.

Why am suddenly bored of playing my warlock once I met the level requirement to make a Death Knight? I've still gotta buy Lich King before I can do it, but until then I have interest in the game suddenly.
Tony3
03-18-2009, 11:14 PM
you're bored of it cuz WoW is ridic lame
Cloneysocks
03-19-2009, 05:37 PM
Why didn't you ask a question?
Tony3
03-19-2009, 06:09 PM
cuz i forgot

what is your favorite smiley face
Cloneysocks
03-19-2009, 07:13 PM
:rip:

Do you feel secure?
Tony3
03-19-2009, 07:44 PM
yep. i always have a shotgun on hand.

firefox or explorer
GelbSol
03-19-2009, 09:22 PM
Chrome is better, much better!(FF)

Why do flies eat poop?
.Rikku.
03-19-2009, 09:26 PM
It's sweet

Why do I feel dirty?
Tony3
03-19-2009, 09:59 PM
too much porn

was napoleon dynamite a good movie?
Cloneysocks
03-19-2009, 10:03 PM
if you don't mind the fact that it was boring

How does Rikku know poo is sweet?
Van
03-20-2009, 01:08 AM
if you don't mind the fact that it was boring

How does Rikku know poo is sweet?

She puts sugar on it :V

How does one formally prove that all natural numbers are either prime or multiples of primes?
Mixed Berry Hotcakes.
03-20-2009, 02:16 PM
She puts sugar on it :V

How does one formally prove that all natural numbers are either prime or multiples of primes?

You write QED in evening wear.

Fanfic conventions, great place for MILFs or greatest place for MILFs?
Fernando
03-20-2009, 05:02 PM
MILFs are not a good thing and should be avoided at all cost.

Do you feel that a doctor should have charges made against them if they feel that a reasonable method of alleviating belly aches is to put a lime in a coconut and drink them both up?
Crouch
03-21-2009, 01:10 AM
MILFs are not a good thing and should be avoided at all cost.

Do you feel that a doctor should have charges made against them if they feel that a reasonable method of alleviating belly aches is to put a lime in a coconut and drink them both up?

No, because that is a perfectly legit way to alleviate a belly ache.

Why are the hottest girls 16 or 17?
Tony3
03-21-2009, 01:13 AM
because you have a taste for 16 and 17 year olds

why are blondes considered dummies when color hair has no bearing on intelligence
mrs_bun
03-21-2009, 01:17 AM
idk my bff jill?

wat?
Crouch
03-21-2009, 01:17 AM
why are blondes considered dummies when color hair has no bearing on intelligence

Because we need to discriminate against somebody.

Why is Steve Jobs so damn smug?
Tony3
03-21-2009, 01:22 AM
cuz steve is a sweet name

why does bun totally validate what i was arguing against?
Fernando
03-21-2009, 03:15 AM
No, because that is a perfectly legit way to alleviate a belly ache.

Why are the hottest girls 16 or 17?

I am fairly confident that you are a pedo :stare:
Crouch
03-21-2009, 05:00 AM
I am fairly confident that you are a pedo :stare:

I'm 18, it just sucks that they are now illegal.
Cloneysocks
03-21-2009, 05:10 AM
Because self-fulfilling prophecies make some blondes (seem) dumb.

What is outside of everything?
Crouch
03-21-2009, 05:17 AM
The Great Ones (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magician_(novel)).

Why can't I find this one mp3 file available for free download on teh intarwebz?
GelbSol
03-21-2009, 11:44 AM
Because you fail at the interweb.

Why is it every one likes James Patterson books, when he mainly co-writes most of his books?
Tony3
03-23-2009, 01:01 AM
Because he's not good enough to write on his own.

Does Crocodile really taste like chicken?
Fernando
03-23-2009, 01:32 AM
No, chicken tastes like crocodile.

What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
Juliette
03-23-2009, 10:27 AM
It isn't.
.Rikku.
03-25-2009, 08:05 PM
*clap*x2

What is the point of sticky thread?
GelbSol
03-25-2009, 08:07 PM
To make dumbasses like you ask, "Why?"

Why does America steal TV shows from the UK?
Cloneysocks
03-25-2009, 10:26 PM
Because America is hardly original.

If this surprises anyone, why?
Fluke Hawkins
03-25-2009, 10:46 PM
Because most people have learned to make the unexpected expected.

Why am I so fucking stupid?
Cloneysocks
03-25-2009, 10:49 PM
Stupidity is a learned behavior.

Who has been teaching you?
Tony3
03-25-2009, 11:01 PM
Obama

liberal or conservative?
GelbSol
03-30-2009, 01:32 AM
Fuck you Tony, youre gay and you ruined this thread.




Why does alcohol intoxicate you?
Cloneysocks
03-30-2009, 11:22 AM
The spirits possess you and run amok.

Would it be wrong to actively try to cause an existential crisis in others?
mrs_bun
03-30-2009, 12:12 PM
That's a tricky one. They can be good for you. So, depends on why you're doing it and who the person is.

Wat?
Van
03-30-2009, 01:00 PM
That's a tricky one. They can be good for you. So, depends on why you're doing it and who the person is.

Wat?

In the butt :rip:

Why do farts smell stronger after shaving your ass hair?
Cloneysocks
03-30-2009, 07:32 PM
Nothing for the molecules to latch onto to prevent them from going out into the air.

Why am I so distractable?
Captain Piano
03-30-2009, 11:39 PM
Because your anus is protractable.

Am I smarter than everyone else, or do different people just have different opinions?
Fernando
03-31-2009, 08:39 PM
You're actually retarded, we just don't have the heart to break it to you.

How hard would you sex Rikku: With the endless might of Thor or gently as a summer breeze?
Tony3
03-31-2009, 08:57 PM
endless might of booker T


brittany spears or mandy moore
Fernando
04-01-2009, 01:47 AM
Spears Moore, he's had it coming for awhile now. Spear Mr. Moore in right in the face!

What exactly is a fashion junkie?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VVdisPHKTo8/Rp-El2g2MsI/AAAAAAAABfc/_l_0fEaYw8s/s1600-h/fashion+junkie.jpghttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VVdisPHKTo8/Rp-El2g2MsI/AAAAAAAABfc/_l_0fEaYw8s/s1600-h/fashion+junkie.jpg
WARNING: REALLY FUCKING CRAZY HOT
mrs_bun
04-01-2009, 03:11 AM
Spears Moore, he's had it coming for awhile now. Spear Mr. Moore in right in the face!

What exactly is a fashion junkie?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VVdisPHKTo8/Rp-El2g2MsI/AAAAAAAABfc/_l_0fEaYw8s/s1600-h/fashion+junkie.jpghttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VVdisPHKTo8/Rp-El2g2MsI/AAAAAAAABfc/_l_0fEaYw8s/s1600-h/fashion+junkie.jpg
WARNING: REALLY FUCKING CRAZY HOT

Ha, awesome, yes. :)
mrs_bun
04-01-2009, 03:22 AM
Spears Moore, he's had it coming for awhile now. Spear Mr. Moore in right in the face!

What exactly is a fashion junkie?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VVdisPHKTo8/Rp-El2g2MsI/AAAAAAAABfc/_l_0fEaYw8s/s1600-h/fashion+junkie.jpghttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VVdisPHKTo8/Rp-El2g2MsI/AAAAAAAABfc/_l_0fEaYw8s/s1600-h/fashion+junkie.jpg
WARNING: REALLY FUCKING CRAZY HOT

Ha, awesome, yes. :)
mrs_bun
04-01-2009, 03:22 AM
:(
Fernando
04-01-2009, 03:23 AM
You came too fast?
Cloneysocks
04-01-2009, 01:12 PM
Purse straps made of cocaine are pretty innovative.
Captain Piano
04-01-2009, 06:14 PM
Spears Moore, he's had it coming for awhile now. Spear Mr. Moore in right in the face!

What exactly is a fashion junkie?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VVdisPHKTo8/Rp-El2g2MsI/AAAAAAAABfc/_l_0fEaYw8s/s1600-h/fashion+junkie.jpghttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VVdisPHKTo8/Rp-El2g2MsI/AAAAAAAABfc/_l_0fEaYw8s/s1600-h/fashion+junkie.jpg
WARNING: REALLY FUCKING CRAZY HOT

They have the dead look of concentration camp victims.

Hawt?
Tony3
04-09-2009, 04:21 PM
nawt


australia or europe
mrs_bun
04-09-2009, 04:26 PM
europe, obv

green dress or gold dress?
Tony3
04-09-2009, 04:29 PM
depends what color green and the girl.

prob green though.


pierced tongue, or unpierced tongue
GelbSol
04-10-2009, 03:27 AM
no pierced tongues

Ayreon or DT?
Crouch
04-11-2009, 02:30 AM
no pierced tongues

Ayreon or DT?

Lady Gaga. :V

Why do men have nipples?
Cloneysocks
04-11-2009, 03:02 AM
Because God is a crazy woman.

Who was phone?