Would you Rather...

[Penner]

Self explanatory really. Ask a hypothetical question, next poster makes his/her choice of said question and explains why, then asks another hypothetical question.

To start;

Would you rather lose an arm or a leg in a car accident?

[notallama]

arm.

one armed people can still be badasses. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ9v2WiITe8)

one legged people can hope for the special olympics.


would you rather kill a little sister, or your faithful companion cube?

[ggd]

Little sister.

I cant lose my cube!!
+ I'm sure my little sister wouldnt mind

Would you rather kill a cat or kill a dog?

[Psion]

Kill a dog. and make some dogburgers.

Would you rather fuck Shady or fuck +t?

[Penner]

If I had too I would probably have to fuck Shady. something about asians, let alone chubby ones. neither would be awesome.

Physically fit and strong as an Olympian but dumb as a post, or vice versa, 300lbs no muscle and make MENSA look like toddlers?

[Kant]

No.

Rather be black or Jewish

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

Black

Would you rather join a cult or get pimped by a pimp

[Fonzy]

But doesn't this look appealing

Well I'm hard.


Would you rather join a cult or get pimped by a pimp

Depends on the cult. Generally, I'd go cult unless it was a suicide cult.

Morbidly obese and unable to lose the weight or paraplegic?

[Oryx]

Paraplegic, for sure. I hate feeling fat, and chicks totally dig peg legs.

Rather run through a field with 100 rattlesnakes or 10 landmines?

[Fluke Hawkins]

Landmines. They don't move.

.Heart or .Girl?

[Kant]

.Girl. At least she was original

Tetris or Galaxian

[Van]

.Girl. At least she was original

Tetris or Galaxian

Tetris. Had you said Galaga, maybe a different story.

Eating a Man's Brain or his Heart?

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

father

Boobs or Buttox?

[Penner]

Buttocks. you can appreciate (almost) any titties if the person's moderately attractive.

Read a book or watch television?

[.Rikku.]

Watch tv

Would you rather talk to people you don't know, or sit alone in class?

[Kant]

option 1

politically free but economically unfree, or vice versa

[Penner]

option 1

politically free but economically unfree, or vice versa

define "economically unfree," as in, you have a set income and budget? You're told how to invest and spend your money by gov't? High tariffs and no global economy? actually explain politically "unfree" as well.

What you're trying to say is pretty vague

[PariahKing]

PK.

Would you rather be PK or Kant?

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

Kant, where are you? XD

Tough one... I'd say Kant.

Thong or Jockstrap :V

[Kant]

At least jockstraps are meant for guys.

Scout or Demo

[Penner]

oooooo that's a tough one.

I'm going 2fort, as that's what I mainly play, and that the other team has at least 2 engi's. Demoman. Almost any other map would be scout.

Attacked by a shark in water, or a bear in a field?

[Kant]

Bear in a Field, I'd have more of a chance.

Paul Revere or Brass Monkey?

[Fonzy]

Bear in a Field, I'd have more of a chance.

Paul Revere or Brass Monkey?

Brass Monkey. That was my official drinking song for years.

Nailgun to the crotch or broomhandle in the ass?

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

Nailgun to the crotch, by far

goatse or gay sex?

[mrs_bun]

Gay sex is hot any way you slice it.

Mouth full of ticks or butt full of earthworms?

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

the worms, cuz they are not tasty

Hug a Croc or Hug a Lion

[mrs_bun]

Croc, because I theoretically know how stop them from killing me/am not a suicidal furry.

Sterile or unable to orgasm?

[Fonzy]

Croc, because I theoretically know how stop them from killing me/am not a suicidal furry.

Sterile or unable to orgasm?

Dear jesus, if you'd say anything but sterility, you've got issues.

Unloved or unable to love?

[mrs_bun]

Does that count chocolate? Unable to love. I don't know which is more messed up, though.

Raped in prison for a year or raped by your parents at home for a year?

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

Prison. Safe escape after a year.

kill or rape?

[mrs_bun]

Kill.

Ride a bike or fly a kite?

[Cee Pee]

I'd rather have a question.

Internet or real life?

[mrs_bun]

I gave you a question! :mad:

irl

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

you didnt gave me one :(

[mrs_bun]

Ride a bike or fly a kite?

yo

[Cee Pee]

Ride a bike, then. I'm dutch.

Would you rather say, "The glass is half full" or half empty?

[mrs_bun]

I'm an optimistic realist. The glass is half full, but someone spit in it.

Continue to play this game or let it go?

[Cee Pee]

I just lost the game. But I'll continue.

Cats or dogs? (inspired by the lolcats and dog pictures in exposé yourself)

Edit: Also, no innuendo in this post.

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

Cats

PS or Nintendo

[Cee Pee]

Nintendo. >_> Brawl wins.

Profanity filter or no PK on TS?

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

no PK on TS

Mind or Money

[Spam Elemental]

no PK on TS

Mind or Money
Mind

Alzheimers or Parkinson's disease?

[mrs_bun]

Alzheimer's patients demand cure for pancakes!

Parkinson's tho for realsies.

Cute kitty or baby bunny?

[Shadow]

Seeing that I've had both in my life I've witnessed that rabbits just get depressed and hate themselves because they can't leave their cage.

So, picking the kitten.

÷÷÷÷ing make your own question for the next post. :mad:

[SizzlingStapleCider]

Sushi or crack?

[.Girl]

sushi, its delicious.

pirahnas or a cute kitty (as a pet)?

[Fluke Hawkins]

<3 cats

360 or PS3?

[SizzlingStapleCider]

360, duh.

Tortilla chips or cheetos?

[.Girl]

tortilla chips!! (salsa included, right?)

paint your nails or wear eyeliner?

[SizzlingStapleCider]

(Yes)

My nails, if I could do them black I guess.

Peanut butter or jelly/jam?

[Watermark]

(Yes)

My nails, if I could do them black I guess.

Peanut butter or jelly/jam?

Neither, Nutella.

But if I must... Jam. Apricot Jam.

Quiznos or Subway?

[.Rikku.]

Subway

Snow or the rain

[LegendShark]

Snow.

Telepathy or Psychokinesis?

[Tony3]

psychokinesis

for all those straight fellas.

®®®®ed in the ass. or give a blowjob

[.Rikku.]

give a blowjob

have the power to go back in time or have the power to freeze time

[LegendShark]

Go back in time. Freezing time is lonely.

The Lonely Island or Flight of the Conchords?

[Psion]

The Lonely Island, but only because I'm not familiar with Flight of the Conchords.


Afro or mullet?

[SizzlingStapleCider]

Only heard the latter, so Flight of the Conchords.

DOOM or Gears of War?

[.Rikku.]

Only heard the latter, so Flight of the Conchords.

DOOM or Gears of War?
your too slow.

afro

dvd or blu-ray

[Psion]

DVD.

Drink muddy water and sleep in a hollow log or stay here in Frisco and be treated like a dog?

[Tony3]

water/log

pork or beef

[SizzlingStapleCider]

Beef all the way.

Crackers with cheddar or peanut butter?

[Fluke Hawkins]

Cheddar. But only good cheddar.

Gordon Freeman or the Master Chief?

[Watermark]

Gordon Freeman. He looks kinda like doctor House.

Walk naked in the streets with shoes on or walk barefoot in the streets with clothes on? And we're talking about really dirty places, like Chinatown.

[mrs_bun]

Naked with shoes.

A week with no electricity or a week with no car?

[Shadow]

A week with no car because I live my life without one. :V

Maybe flying machines or up in arms?

[Watermark]

Arms. I'll have better control and it'll definitely be better for the environment.

Stopping time or healing?

[Spam Elemental]

Arms. I'll have better control and it'll definitely be better for the environment.

Stopping time or healing?Healing

Live until the end of time, or die right now?

[good news]

end of time fo sho though some say that has already happened

artist or critic?

[Tony3]

artist

george clooney or brad pitt

[Tony3]

don't ban tony

ms bun or mrs bun

[.Rikku.]

neither

the rain in Spain or April showers

[Watermark]

Rain in Spain!

Yoga or Pilate?

[.Rikku.]

Yoga

Canada or America