Omegle.

[MBHC: Return of the Maple Syrup.]

Omegle. (omegle.com)

Chat and post your logs, but make em' good not crap.

Ere' be a zample of crap.

Stranger: Hi
You: howdy.
Stranger: Top five movies?
You: lock stock two smoking barrels.
Stranger: and?
You: and a very brady sequel.
Stranger: ok?
You: now finish the list.
Stranger: Fight club!
Stranger: spiritd away
You: YAUS!!
Stranger: Die fetten jahre sind vobei
Stranger: what?
You: boo, don't no that one.
You: YAUS!! -> mock excitable yes.
Stranger: :)
You: So I'm guessing that you're German.
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: :P
You: heh, course not Germans are always droll.
Stranger: droll?
You: BOR-RING!
Stranger: oh haha
You: Nope you're a 40 year old virgin posing as a 17 year old girl.
Stranger: What?
Stranger: Did I ever say I was 17?
You: No, but you're about to.
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: :S
You: : (
Stranger: I'm confused.
You: I'm bored and on the lookout for 40 year old virgins posing as 17 year olds.
You: I mean to find them and then laugh at them.
Stranger: Oh ok lol
Stranger: Then let's just skip my age. I'm not one of those horny morons anyway
You: How about just the horny part?
Stranger: No
Stranger: Not really
Stranger: ;p
You: oh...
Stranger: Favourite books?
You: Time enough for love.
Stranger: haven't heard of
You: By Robert Hienlien, scifi classic.
You: Making me a Scifi fanboy.
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Ok.
Stranger: Sci-fi's good
Stranger: Not my area though
Stranger: More of a Stephen King, Chuk Palahniuk-person
You: Yeah, what's your area.?
Stranger: Just told you xD
You: Yep. horror and pure awesomeness.
You: Although I could be wrong, as I've only read Choke and Fight Club.
Stranger: :) :) :)
Stranger: Fight club must be my favourote book. My Choke is great!
Stranger: The guy collecting all those stones haha
Stranger: Gotta love him
You: CYeah I know a guy like that, except instead of grabbing stones he's out the back digging a hole.
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: Souns great to me. Maybe Iäm crazy
Stranger: Sounds* and I'm* :P
You: I'm new to this, is this the part where I'm supposed to ask for ASL?
Stranger: I'm not even sure what ASL is xD But everyone does
Stranger: I use msn :/
You: hey what does that even stand for?
Stranger: Messenger... something haha
You: Maybe Someone kNows?
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: Something like that
Stranger: Well, if you don't have MSN and I don't have ASL
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Regular mail?
You: Hye, no I've got MSN.
Stranger: You do?
Stranger: :P
You: ASL is short for asking for age and sex and location.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: XD
Stranger: You don't need to ask that. If you want to, do
You: Ok then ASL?
Stranger: You'll think I'm a fraud XD
Stranger: 17, female, Sweden.
Stranger: And you?
You: HA! Classic.
Stranger: I know XD
You: 19, Male, Australia.
Stranger: (Classic. But girls in Sweden aren't all gorgeous)
Stranger: Ok
You: Yeah, whatever. I know you're all lithe models, you can't fool me.
You: So I gotta go soon, want to talk again?
Stranger: Well, it's the truth.
Stranger: I'm a human being
Stranger: Sure :)
Stranger: *Edited*
Stranger: :)
You: okeydoke, I'll poke you later.

[.Rikku.]

-rep

[MBHC: Return of the Maple Syrup.]

You're doing it wrong. -rep is not a log.

[mrs_bun]

This was fun. If anyone spoke a language I didn't know or was irritating, I just linked this site. :V

[.Rikku.]

What are we suppose to do?

[mrs_bun]

Just chit chat, Rikku!

[Quesadilla]

:|

Stranger: u r 20?
You: Yeah
You: good guess?
Stranger: cool~
Stranger: i am a bit older than u
You: I figured
You: Grad student and all
Stranger: yep~
Stranger: i wish i look quite young
You: ?
Stranger: i mean~
Stranger: i look younger than my age~
You: Ah
You: Yeah
You: Happens a lot with Asians
You: I look like I'm probably 17
Stranger: true
You: =/
Stranger: u?
Stranger: wow~
Stranger: i wish i can hook u up
You: ?
You: to what
You: haha
Stranger: i like young boys
You: ah
You: hm
You: uh
You: haha
Stranger: i mean it~

[mrs_bun]

Go for it, dude. :rip:

[Quesadilla]

Go for it, dude. :rip:

:|

[mrs_bun]

Everyone gets down on the Nazis because it isn't in style to defend them. :teach:

[mrs_bun]

:V

[mrs_bun]

See how fast you can get the random other person to use every letter of the alphabet.

[mrs_bun]

You: heya
Stranger: wai guo ren?
You: eep
You: ni hao
Stranger: ni hao
You: rang rang
Stranger: sanle sanle
You: what?

[mrs_bun]

You: hiya
Stranger: hey
You: im trying to get someone to use every letter of the alphabet in a convo
You: how are u?
You: :V
You: http://wut.ca/showthread.php?t=797
You: its fun
Stranger: I'm fine
You: :/
You: where ya from?
You: im from texas
Stranger: wo cao ni ma
Stranger: im from japan
You: krol blade 2g?
You: o i c :P
You: lmao right on, what part?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: mother fucker
You: what part of japan are u from? like, what city, prefecture, etc
You: ?
You: what?
You: lmao
You: whats wrong?
Stranger: 嘘をつい草泥修士
You: dang it, those arent letters :(
Stranger: bye

[Regret]

Everyone gets down on the Nazis because it isn't in style to defend them. :teach:what the fuck is this shit?

[mrs_bun]

Oh sure, the Italians were so innocent. :V

[Regret]

Oh sure, the Italians were so innocent. :V

explain what the fuck you are talking about you shitty excuse for a poster


edit:also the link isn't working, meh

[mrs_bun]

...Italy and Germany were on the same side in World War II?

I'm not sure what you're asking. :happy:

[Regret]

the fact that you can make a connection (albeit an absurd oversimplification) between two things you said does not justify making posts that have no point or are just spouting cliched or incredibly obvious drivel (also see "stop making fun of philosophy" thread where you respond to peoples ruminations with the shallowest, least original crap... and pretend you are legitimately participating in the discussion)

lmao yall :teach:



edit update: turns out I had inadvertently opened IE and Omegle wasn't running in it but now that I've got to the site I haven't been able to connect.

[Regret]

yes, I kind of regret it already. I could edit it out, but now it's been quoted.

[mrs_bun]

Why is yelling at me regrettable? Aww, you really do care. :)

EDIT: the first part is a serious question, altho possibly not deserving of an answer due to the second, teasy part.

[mrs_bun]

The fact that you plow through any kind of criticism or critique without even the slightest pause is fascinating.

:D

:dozey:

Thanks for calling me fascinating?

[Regret]

Why is yelling at me regrettable? Aww, you really do care. :)
spoiler alert
I don't

[Cee Pee]

This looks like a posting game so I'll just move it there.

[mrs_bun]

spoiler alert
I don't

I know you don't care lmao, I was just curious why you said you regretted that post, in light of you not caring and all.

[Regret]

I know you don't care lmao, I was just curious why you said you regretted that post, in light of you not caring and all.
The post was originally going to be something along the lines of "go away, seriously, go, you are the shittiest poster I have ever encountered on the internet but more importantly whatever life may exist behind your account (I hear Sarah is married) it <snip>"

I've omitted some of it but you get the idea, something provocative, but the point is I sort of regret toning it down.

At the same time I feel my post is better responding to a specific example rather than simply voicing my general opinion. Also I don't sound like a raving lunatic this way.

[mrs_bun]

You don't sound like a raving loony, most sourcians would prolly agree with you (altho I'm not totally sure where exactly you were going with that last thought, but I assume it was in the same vein and not some kind of reversal or exception, since you just let it trail off without explanation.)

I think your problem as a poster is that you are imprecise, gret. :P

[Regret]

You don't sound like a raving loony, most sourcians would prolly agree with you haha, you do the insecure self-deprecating thing every time you respond to me. I just meant "go, away, seriously go" would have been a little odd coming out of nowhere.
I think your problem as a poster is that you are imprecise, gret. :P:eek::eek::eek:

[mrs_bun]

I'm not insecure about it, I just have had enough people say similar things that I get the idea. And I think that if you made a poll, most people would agree that it would not seem super odd.

You really are, though, even if me saying it is kinda sorta ironic.

[Regret]

I And I think that if you made a poll, most people would agree that it would not seem super odd.

I think if I made a poll most people would agree that yaus checkbox. That's generally the conclusion reached by our polls.

[mrs_bun]

How is Italy?

[Regret]

How is Italy?
I visited for a week in March and it seemed pretty good, at least from the perspective of someone my age. I mean, the government isn't very good and its having some issues from earthquakes and stuff but I was more concerned with less national matters.

[mrs_bun]

Well, that's awesome, I'm happy for you. It sounds really fun and satisfying, I hope it works out. :)

[Regret]

wat

Doesn't Italy have an incredibly corrupt government?
*isn't


thanks, yes, you're absolutely right

[Caldera42]

You: yo
Stranger: Hi there
You: Verbal tic-tac-toe
You: Let's do it
You: upper right
Stranger: lower left
You: bottom right
Stranger: middle right
Stranger: shoot you've got me


You: >You stand in front of a cave. The entrance is to the north and the road is to the south. Woods surround you in all other directions. You have: a flashlight
Stranger: I'll go down th eroad
You: >The road continues. You can see the sun setting in the west, and a town in the distance.
Stranger: oh i hope it has zombies
Stranger: to the town!
You: >You go to the town. The dozen or so houses are abandoned. There is a mailbox near one of them.
Stranger: >open mailbox
You: >You are eaten by a grue.
You have disconnected.

[Avedomni]

Stranger: sup faggot
You: Hello.
Stranger: sup
Stranger: Faggot
You: Not a lot.
Stranger: faggot
You: Playing with your new dictionary?
Stranger: faggot
You: You are a...
Stranger: sup playboy
You: Well, at least you aren't a complete waste of genetic material.
Stranger: man fuck bitches get money I don't need yo shit NIGGA
You: Then again...
Stranger: i fuked ur mum Xdddddddddddddddddd
You: Sucks to be you?
Stranger: fuk u Xddd
You: Oh, wait. I'm supposed to be getting frustrated and angry so you can touch yourself and feel good, right?
Stranger: lol ur a fagit Xdddddddddddddddddd
You: I suppose I can play along.
You: No I'm not.
Stranger: ya u r Xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Stranger: Xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
You: Am not!
Stranger: Xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Stranger: Xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddv
You: Wow. Your ability to hold down the d button is amazingly impressive. I cannot begin to express how in awe of your skills I am. I totally see now that you are right about my sexuality.
You: Shall we cyber?
Stranger: ur a fag
You: That's what I like.
Stranger: ur afagort
Stranger: i have never gay
You: Your typing is getting worse. Are you getting upset?
Stranger: NO I'M NOT UPSET YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
You: Perhaps you aren't too good at this. Want to start over?
You: This is the part where you disconnect, yes? Or are you actually getting off on this?
Stranger: I'M FUCKING CALM
You: You know, they say that masturbation causes blindness.
Stranger: I'M NOT FUCKING UPSET
You: That could just be if you have gonorrhea, though. You don't do you?
Stranger: NO I DON'T
You: Well, good for you.
Stranger: I KNOW IT'S FUCKING GOOD FOR ME
You: Your capslock tells me its love.
Stranger: NO IT DOESN'T

[mrs_bun]

:rofl: @ both of those omg lmao.

[Crouch]

Stranger: sup faggot
You: Hello.
Stranger: sup
Stranger: Faggot
You: Not a lot.
Stranger: faggot
You: Playing with your new dictionary?
Stranger: faggot
You: You are a...
Stranger: sup playboy
You: Well, at least you aren't a complete waste of genetic material.
Stranger: man fuck bitches get money I don't need yo shit NIGGA
You: Then again...
Stranger: i fuked ur mum Xdddddddddddddddddd
You: Sucks to be you?
Stranger: fuk u Xddd
You: Oh, wait. I'm supposed to be getting frustrated and angry so you can touch yourself and feel good, right?
Stranger: lol ur a fagit Xdddddddddddddddddd
You: I suppose I can play along.
You: No I'm not.
Stranger: ya u r Xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Stranger: Xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
You: Am not!
Stranger: Xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Stranger: Xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddv
You: Wow. Your ability to hold down the d button is amazingly impressive. I cannot begin to express how in awe of your skills I am. I totally see now that you are right about my sexuality.
You: Shall we cyber?
Stranger: ur a fag
You: That's what I like.
Stranger: ur afagort
Stranger: i have never gay
You: Your typing is getting worse. Are you getting upset?
Stranger: NO I'M NOT UPSET YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
You: Perhaps you aren't too good at this. Want to start over?
You: This is the part where you disconnect, yes? Or are you actually getting off on this?
Stranger: I'M FUCKING CALM
You: You know, they say that masturbation causes blindness.
Stranger: I'M NOT FUCKING UPSET
You: That could just be if you have gonorrhea, though. You don't do you?
Stranger: NO I DON'T
You: Well, good for you.
Stranger: I KNOW IT'S FUCKING GOOD FOR ME
You: Your capslock tells me its love.
Stranger: NO IT DOESN'T

This is why you will always be the best poster ever.

[Captain Piano]

Stranger: hi
You: let's fuck
Stranger: wtf!

stranger has disconnected

[GelbSol]

Avedomni that was amazing, damn.

[jimbyob]

Omegle.com wont work

[GelbSol]

Not working at all. Errors and all that.

[.Rikku.]

He was nice, I wish I gave him my email address
Stranger: Howdy
You: hi
Stranger: Looking for a girl, I ran into a guy, his name was MCA, I said howdy, he said hi!
You: im a girl
You: why are you looking for a girl?
Stranger: I was just quoting from a Beastie Boys song
Stranger: I imagine your name isn't MCA, is it?
You: its not
Stranger: I'm looking for a girl
Stranger: Are you looking for a guy?
You: My name doesn't have a M in it
Stranger: That is unfortunate
You: i don't care who I talk too
Stranger: If your first name started with M, maybe we could work with your initials
Stranger: I don't care either, I'm just making jokes
Stranger: You ever listen to the Beastie Boys?
You: once
Stranger: One time. Just once in your whole life?
You: i think i listen to two of their songs
Stranger: Right on
Stranger: So what is your age and location?
You: im 17 and I live in canada
You: and you?
Stranger: Right on
Stranger: 29, America
You: oo
You: ok
Stranger: oo
Stranger: Scary, no?
You: a little
Stranger: Really?
You: no
Stranger: I'm from middle America, we're not scary
You: you don't sleep with a gun under your pillow every night?
Stranger: HA! No.
You: is it beside you right now?
Stranger: And here, everyone thinks you folks up north kill grizzly bears and eat salmon for every meal
You: :O that is not true. we kill baby seals everyday and eat maple syrup
Stranger: HA! You are very funny
You: :) thank you
You: how did you find this site?
Stranger: This cat I work with, he told me about it
Stranger: You?
You: on a website
You: that i like to visit
Stranger: Rad. So what's with all the Finnish people?
Stranger: I mean, don't get me wrong, I don't have a problem with them
Stranger: But they're here! In large numbers!
You: what?
Stranger: All the Finnish people on this site, people from Finland
Stranger: I think they're up to something. As my North American comrade, I'm telling you now that maybe we should keep an eye on them
You: i never talked to one of them on here before
Stranger: No kidding? I get a Finnish person every other time
Stranger: ...or at least a European
You: i talked to someone from england
Stranger: I think I've talked to four Americans
Stranger: I guess 2,596 people isn't really all that many, on a global scale
Stranger: My five dollar watch isn't keeping time!
Stranger: Can you believe that crap?
You: yes
Stranger: It's five minutes fast right now
Stranger: I mean, you pay five dollars for something and you expect quality!
Stranger: The clasps are literally plastic, it is wonderful
You: is it digital?
Stranger: No
You: use your computer clock
Stranger: And it has three dials on the face that don't even work
Stranger: It's permanently set to Sunday the 31st
Stranger: Go ahead, ask me what day it is
You: lol, you suck at buying watches
You: what day is it?
Stranger: Let me check my watch
Stranger: Sunday the 31st!
You: what month?
Stranger: No clue, no dial for month
You: wow, that is cheap
Stranger: I actually gave my boss ten dollars when he was leaving for New York and told him to buy me a Rolex
Stranger: This is what he came back with
You: did he give you back your change?
Stranger: HA! He actually said he dropped one and broke it, so they made him buy that one too
Stranger: So I just have a really crappy watch that should have been five bucks that I spent ten bucks for
Stranger: I gotta go eat lunch. Nice talking with you, Canada
You: ok
You: bye
Stranger: goodbye
You: stranger
Stranger: stranger danger

[Caldera42]

Stranger: are you my dream?
You: yes
Stranger: i love you

edit:

Stranger: Why did Hitler kill himself?
You: Because he was insane
You: also, he was beginning to lose WWII
Stranger: he got the gas bill
You: ...
Stranger: i thought it was funny
Stranger: shithead

[Tova]

Just one thing about the spam-example...
Please, do not post other people's e-mailadresses.
I don't want to be boring, but I really don't like it when people do, and this time it was mine, so...

Have a nice day anyway.

[LegendShark]

So my new favorite pastime is finding horny guys on omegle who want to cyber or some shit and link them to manface as a picture of "me".

[Mixed Berry Hotcakes.]

So my new favorite pastime is finding horny guys on omegle who want to cyber or some shit and link them to manface as a picture of "me".

I know I'm going to regret this, but please post link to manface.

Just one thing about the spam-example...
Please, do not post other people's e-mailadresses.
I don't want to be boring, but I really don't like it when people do, and this time it was mine, so...

Eh, okeydoke. Oh, I know I'm going to regret this, but please spin us a yarn. Did you google your own email, or did someone here clue you in?

[LegendShark]

http://i393.photobucket.com/albums/pp20/legendshark/manface.jpg

Hmm that's weird I thought this was a smiley here.

[Cara]

Why is that so distorted?

[LegendShark]

Hmmm... actually I don't know I got it from Jok3r's photobucket ask him.

[Fonzy]

Looks ok to me.

And oh god manface always makes me lol so hard.

[Caldera42]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 17/f/usa
You: u?
Stranger: 18/m/swizterland
Stranger: switzerland
Stranger: r u horny?
You: No actually I was interested in the political situation in switzerland
You: Don't you have direct democracy or something?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: well no
Stranger: we have disconect from partner

[sblock=Not me, but still awesome.]You: Are you male or female?
Stranger: female
You: What is the meaning of life?
Stranger: to have fun and love everyone
You: Do you accept the Copenhagen interpretation or still lean towards a classical mechanical model for the universe?
Stranger: wat[/sblokc]

[Regret]

[sblock=Not me, but still awesome.]You: Are you male or female?
Stranger: female
You: What is the meaning of life?
Stranger: to have fun and love everyone
You: Do you accept the Copenhagen interpretation or still lean towards a classical mechanical model for the universe?
Stranger: wat[/sblokc]

???
but that wasn't awesome,
it was really dumb

[Shadow]

???
but that wasn't awesome,
it was really dumb

I guess you never went through that "edgy teenager" phase.

[mrs_bun]

bump

[LegendShark]

As long as this is back:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: doup bromeo
Stranger: doup bromeo
You: asl?
Stranger: 18 m taiwan
Stranger: you?
You: 18/ m/ Nj
You: so
You: i have a question for you
Stranger: ?
Stranger: what?
You: You're in the supermarket right?
You: and this chick in front of you is looking really fine
You: You're in the frozen foods section, so it's a little chilly
You: And your getting the urge for sec
Stranger: 0.0
You: sex*
You: so you grab her by the throat
You: Take her into your car
You: drive her to your house
You: And start to rape her
You: But before you do
You: You pull down your pants
You: And remember how chilly it was in the frozen foods section?
You: Well Dick here is looking pretty dinky
You: And she just laughs
You: What should I have done?
You: I feel like such a failure.
Stranger: wait i look
You: ok bro
You: take ur time
Stranger: o o
You: What I ended up doing was strangling her
You: And now she can never laugh again
You: And then I warmed the little guy up and got hard
You: eight inches, motherfucker
You: And then i shoved my cock down her throat
You: And choked her to death.
You: I now have a body in my basement.
You: What do i do?
Stranger: i don;t know= =
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

AND

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: doup
You: *bromeo
Stranger: 12/m/PA asl?
You: 68/m/north korea
You: FEAR ME
You: KIM JUNG IL
You: MUAHAHAHA
Stranger: AHHH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

AND

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: doup bromeo
Stranger: speak english
Stranger: ffs
You: I am
You: duh
Stranger: doup bromeo?
Stranger: thats not english u tard
You: It's a colloquial greeting
You: It means
You: "Hello"
Stranger: ah
Stranger: well why didnt u just say so
You: U've never heard of it?
Stranger: never
You: Where you from?
Stranger: australia
Stranger: urself?
You: Oh
You: Oklahoma
You: Hows the aussies doing?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: aussies are going fine
You: Good
Stranger: how are the hicks going
You: As inbred as ever
You: lol
Stranger: ah
Stranger: thats kind of sickening
You: You get used to it
Stranger: so ur one of the inbred ones
You: No
Stranger: lier
You: No really
You: I mean
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: asl?
You: It's not like me and my cousins have never had sex before
You: We've just never made babies
Stranger: huh wat
Stranger: u have sex with ur cousins
You: u herd me
You: yup
Stranger: ur disgusting
You: they are hawt
You: exept for the ugly one
Stranger: are u a male or a female
You: she is ugly
You: Male
Stranger: you should be locked up
You: Why?
You: I'm not doing anything wrong
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yer right okay then
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Caldera42]

???
but that wasn't awesome,
it was really dumbThat's because I didn't copy/paste the whole thing and I can't edit posts for some reason.

[MoD]

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: I have a huge problem right now
You: please help me
You: I dont' know what to do
Stranger: ok
You: I just killed someone
You: see
You: I was with this girl I've been seeing for a couple of weeks now
You: and we were starting to get into the groove, if you know what I mean
Stranger: so what?
You: got through the foreplay and finally started getting down to it
You: pulled off her pants
You: and what do I see?
Stranger: yeah
You: dicks
You: a pair of dicks
You: Needless to say I flipped my shit
You: I immediately leapt up in shock, and bumped the ceiling fan
You: which, being unstable and broken already, fell off
You: and one of the blades fell right into her throat
You: now I have a naked chick with two dicks lying in my bed dead
You: what do I do?
Stranger: i do know
You: you do?
You: tell me!
Stranger: wait
Stranger: i have to think more
You: please
You: I'm freaking out
You: OH MY GOD
You: ONE OF HER DICKS IS MOVING
Stranger: so
You: oh fuck it's getting hard
You: what do I do?
You: oh god
You: I'm so wet
Stranger: I don't know
You: I don't know why
You: but I'm getting wet right now
You: this is really unexpected...
Stranger: what mean?
You: I'm actually pretty turned on right now
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: china
You: you forgot the a and the s
You: I'm 17/f/usa
You: wait
Stranger: 12 f
You: suddenly something begins to make sense
You: you're from china
Stranger: yeth
You: hah!
You: it all makes sense now
Stranger: no
You: You should come over
You: we'll have a grand old time
You: ;)
Stranger: ??
You: oh baby touch me
You: wait are you really 12?
Stranger: yes
You: ...oh
You: god

[mrs_bun]

You: ONE OF HER DICKS IS MOVING

:rofl: