Internet Memes and Superstars Mafia -Mafia wins!

[Dullahan]

Taking signups for my mafia!

Rules are same as any mafia. One day and 1 night of inactivity = replaced.


List of Players

1.Van
5.Cara
10.Guile


Corpses

2. Kant, Raptor Jesus, Townie Doctor.
3. cloneysocks, Anon, Townie.
4.shadow, Star wars Kid, Townie
6.LegendShark MADNESS? THIS IS SPARTA, Townie Cop
7.Naga, Shoop'd lazer, mafia
8.Crouch, Dramatic Head Turn Gopher, townie
9.GelbSol, The Flying Spagetti Monster, Self Aligned Cultist
11.ShadyPhoenix, Rick roll, SK
12.Jebus, 4chan, Mafia Don
13.Brodysseus, ORLY OWL, townie cop
14.CP, Chuck Norris fact, Townie


Replacements

1.Cee_Pee

[Van]

YAUS IN

[Kant]

in

[Cloneysocks]

In.

[Cara]

How long is this running for? I would join, but I'm going to New York in a week and a half.

[Cee Pee]

I will be in Italy as of next week as well, but I will /in as replacement about one week later, if required.

[Shadow]

/in bitches.

[Dullahan]

How long is this running for? I would join, but I'm going to New York in a week and a half.

Id imagine about a week and a half, maybe a bit less. :V

Ill bump you down to a replacement if we fill up really soon/you dont think you'll have time.

[LegendShark]

IN

[LegendShark]

20 sure as fuck didn't work.

[Van]

14? Seriously?

I think we could manage 14.

Any game smaller than that is boring and over too quickly.

[Naga]

In.

[Crouch]

In.

[GelbSol]

In

[mrs_bun]

In! :)

[Naga]

Uh okay.

I guess I'll play, but my LAN cable broke last night and it'll be a week or so before one comes in the mail so I'll have very intermittent internet for that time.

You mail ordered a LAN cable?

[Jebus]

/in

[Jenius]

You mail ordered a LAN cable?


Woooooowwwwww

[Keeper]

/in oh yeah

[Naga]

I'd rather pay $20 than $100, wouldn't you?

I was under the impression that they were <$5.

Maybe I'm not thinking of the same thing you are.

[Jenius]

Yeah cables at any local store are pretty dirt cheap, though that is assuming you're just being computer illiterate and talking about an ethernet cable. Otherwise I have no idea what a LAN cable is.

[Naga]

Yeah cables at any local store are pretty dirt cheap, though that is assuming you're just being computer illiterate and talking about an ethernet cable. Otherwise I have no idea what a LAN cable is.

This.

[Naga]

Yeah 100ft cables are dirt cheap

Thoy are if you buy them in bulk.

1000ft ftw.

[Jenius]

Yeah 100ft cables are dirt cheap

Uh, I'm pretty sure you can get 50 foot cables for like 20 at radioshack, and radioshack is ridiculously overpriced. Why would you need 100 anyways? Is your router on your roof?

[Jenius]

Yes, yes it is.

[Naga]

http://www.radioshack.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2260649

You guys haven't price checked network cables in a long, long, long time, apparently.

That's what Jenius said it cost.

And yeah, I grossly underestimated the price of them.

[Jenius]

http://www.radioshack.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2260649

You guys haven't price checked network cables in a long, long, long time, apparently.

Uh, I'm pretty sure you can get 50 foot cables for like 20 at radioshack, and radioshack is ridiculously overpriced. Why would you need 100 anyways? Is your router on your roof?

Deep deep.

[Naga]

READING IS SO HARD

EDIT: You guys are frightfully retarded. I SURE GUESS OVER THE INTERNET AND IN THE STORE ARE THE SAME THING

I was going to call you retarded, but you ninja edited it.

He also said that Radio Shack is really overpriced. It's like going to Best Buy for cables. You don't do that.

[Jenius]

That particular cable is web only, but I'm sure if I called my local radioshack/office depot/whatever and asked them if they had a 50 foot cable for 20-25$ I could get one, but whatever.

Edit: Go to a local place, or CompUSA.

[Jenius]

CompUSA has 50 cables for 13, and 75 for around 20, and that's a chain. I know in seattle there were a couple computer places that were cheaper.

[Jenius]

Sorry for not realizing you lived in the middle of nowhere.

I mean there's probably something named computer around you, and as far as chains go they tend to be better than radioshack and the likes. Computerstop, CompUSA, fuck if I know what comp store is where you life.

[Dullahan]

Less talk about cables and more one last person signing up.

[Cara]

Me. Whatever.

[Cloneysocks]

Yay!

Now someone close this thread before it gets worse...

[Spam Elemental]

In, if there is still room

[Dullahan]

This is the Internet. trust no one.

Day 1 Begins, 8 to lynch



Please PM me asap if I messed anything up on your role pms. I did them pretty late at night so I might have missed something. Day 1 ends soon as someone is lynched. Please no deadposting or nightposting.

[Cloneysocks]

First!

So, who do you guys think would be the mafia on the internet? People who take away your access to it ('killing you') by suing your pants off for downloading things, making you unable to pay for more internet? Or are trolls the mafia and the benighted folks barning them without tongue in cheek the town, or the cult? Or vice versa? Let's get this going!

[Van]

First!

So, who do you guys think would be the mafia on the internet? People who take away your access to it ('killing you') by suing your pants off for downloading things, making you unable to pay for more internet? Or are trolls the mafia and the benighted folks barning them without tongue in cheek the town, or the cult? Or vice versa? Let's get this going!
It could just be completely arbitrary, of course.

Though that sounds pretty fishy to me...how were you able to make such a deduction? Obviously, because you know the mafia and the theme to their mafia shenanigans!

Vote: Clone

[mrs_bun]

Lmao Van are you serious? XP

I'll go with the first person to actually seem scummy.

[mrs_bun]

No I know the second part, that's why I was confused by his post; it seemed serious.

vote: clone because random and he was first

[Van]

No I know the second part, that's why I was confused by his post; it seemed serious.

vote: clone because random and he was first

Bandwagoning.

Unvote, Vote: mrs_bun

[Shadow]

Posting in the mafia thread!?!

[Van]

Posting in the mafia thread!?!

We're at, what, 4 actual posts?

You're a bit quick to presume. I consider that a scumtell!

Second Vote: Shadow

[mrs_bun]

Van, you're weird. :stare: I'm sticking with my vote tho. :V

[Naga]

First!

So, who do you guys think would be the mafia on the internet? People who take away your access to it ('killing you') by suing your pants off for downloading things, making you unable to pay for more internet? Or are trolls the mafia and the benighted folks barning them without tongue in cheek the town, or the cult? Or vice versa? Let's get this going!

I'd say it would be more of the suit type of guy, rather than trolls. If anything, trolls may be the cult, or town aligned, as sort of heroes of the internet.

[Naga]

Vote: Kantwagon

[mrs_bun]

EVERYONE LETS VOTE FOR DIFFERENT PEOPLE

[Naga]

EVERYONE LETS VOTE FOR DIFFERENT PEOPLE

Unvote, Vote: bun

[mrs_bun]

Danggg it. XP

Don't u liek me, Naga? :(

[Jebus]

We're at, what, 4 actual posts?

You're a bit quick to presume. I consider that a scumtell!

Second Vote: Shadow
...I haven't played mafia in a while but does this mean you actually HAVE a second vote or that you're dicking around?

[Van]

...I haven't played mafia in a while but does this mean you actually HAVE a second vote or that you're dicking around?

I can neither confirm nor deny this.

[Naga]

I can neither confirm nor deny this.

This leads me to believe you have a role.

[y/n]

[Van]

This leads me to believe you have a role.

[y/n]

Do you know your role, jabroni?

[Naga]

Do you know your role, jabroni?

Yes.

[Kant]

Wouldn't /b/ or 4chan or Anon be the villains of the 'net?

Or maybe it would be FOX or Scientology.

Anyways, vote:bun

Because I'm still mad about last game.

[Dullahan]

Current stats:

3 votes for bun
1 vote for shadow
1 vote for clone

8/14 players have replied to the thread after the start of the game.

The soft deadline is Saturday at midnight EST.

[Naga]

Wouldn't /b/ or 4chan or Anon be the villains of the 'net?

Or maybe it would be FOX or Scientology.

Anyways, vote:bun

Because I'm still mad about last game.

That's a bad reason to vote for anyone. Because the last game has ANYTHING to do with this one.

[Cara]

I ... doubt he's serious.

Also, I was under the impression that the first day was pretty much a random vote unless someone is really stupid.

So, bun.

[Cara]

I should totally read the thread.

[Naga]

I figure for day one it has about as much merit as anything else.

Meh.

Day ones are always slow.

I'm just saying that that justification is on the same level as a random die roll.

[mrs_bun]

Thanks, Cara.

I just voted for the first person who was voted for because day one is random, and rolling a die is insanely silly if it just ends up with no one voting for the same person.

Also, I didn't know you were on my team in the last game, so obv I effed you.

unvote: Clone, vote: Kant because if you don't want to play seriously, you shouldn't play. :rolleyes:

[Shadow]

recap of thread so far: niggers

go team.

[mrs_bun]

:(

[Cara]

So yeah, how about we don't random lynch on day one?

[mrs_bun]

I'm okay with that, but ppl being civil on TS is like... something weird that will prolly not happen, but okay.

unvote: Kant

[Van]

unvote: Clone, vote: Kant because if you don't want to play seriously, you shouldn't play. :rolleyes:The irony of this statement has cured my anemia.

[mrs_bun]

Omg hush up lmao. :P

I play seriously, I'm just dumb sometimes. If Kant thinks I'm really the person he wants to vote for, go right ahead, but if he has a reason other than thinking I'm mafia or random, that is really stupid.

[Cloneysocks]

Actually, we don't even know if there is a mafia at all. No one has died, have they? Maybe there are just a bunch of rapists? (Still speculating wildly because there's not much to go on

[mrs_bun]

Well since it is about the internet maybe the point of the thread is to degenerate into random spam (ranpam) and yelling about things, and the last person to post before it gets locked wins?

[mrs_bun]

That is prolly true. Clone just likes to type wacky thoughts.

So, who should we vote for?

[Van]

Unvote, Vote: Bryan Peppers

This dude has got to be in the game somewhere :V

[mrs_bun]

Well, the obvious choice would be Clone since he's already demonstrated a dangerous ability to influence the less desirables of the game.

Lmao hey! I voted for Clone initially! Jerl, imo. :P

[GelbSol]

Is a random vote really the only thing we can do? Besides RNG.

[mrs_bun]

What is RNG?

[GelbSol]

random number generater

[mrs_bun]

Oh, duh lmao. Okay. Well, let's humor Cara for now, since picking randomly is boring.

[Cara]

Is a random vote really the only thing we can do? Besides RNG.

We can vote for the morons bandwagonning on a random vote.

[Naga]

We don't really have any bandwagon going on. Maybe Kant, but I don't know.

Quick, someone do something scummy!

[Cloneysocks]

How about we assume it's an averagish mafia game until evidence provides otherwise instead of wildly speculating?

:huh:

No one has died. I'm not suggesting that we abstain from lynching someone in retribution for this, but who? I haven't noticed any actions that were both scummy and out of character. I've seen suspicious people saying suspicious things, and stupid people saying stupid things, but if you consider everyone's paranoia or idiocy, uncertainty overwhelms.

Still, have you guys noticed that all of bun's posts are in defense of herself?

[Cloneysocks]

(except the first one, sorry about the double post but I wanted to make sure that question was accurate)

[Naga]

:huh:

No one has died. I'm not suggesting that we abstain from lynching someone in retribution for this, but who? I haven't noticed any actions that were both scummy and out of character. I've seen suspicious people saying suspicious things, and stupid people saying stupid things, but if you consider everyone's paranoia or idiocy, uncertainty overwhelms.

Still, have you guys noticed that all of bun's posts are in defense of herself?

I don't think the fact that no one died is reason enough to believe this is any different than a regular mafia game. Van's mafia started off as day, too, so there was no chance for a night hit.

[Spam Elemental]

Poast

[Van]

I don't think the fact that no one died is reason enough to believe this is any different than a regular mafia game. Van's mafia started off as day, too, so there was no chance for a night hit.

Yeah, we never actually had a Night. So the fact that no one died is completely justified and unsurprising.

[Jebus]

Well we don't have MUCH to go on so let's over analysis the things we have:

Van (http://wut.ca/showpost.php?p=23639&postcount=51) and Shady (http://wut.ca/showpost.php?p=23640&postcount=52) vote randomly. Bun proceeds to contradict (http://wut.ca/showpost.php?p=23641&postcount=53) herself (http://wut.ca/showpost.php?p=23645&postcount=55)[saying you'll vote for scummy people then voting randomly?]. Van calls her out for bandwagoning (http://wut.ca/showpost.php?p=23656&postcount=56) where she then defends (http://wut.ca/showpost.php?p=23660&postcount=60) her random vote. After this she criticizes everyone else for voting randomly for different people. (http://wut.ca/showpost.php?p=23705&postcount=63) Naga votes Bun (http://wut.ca/showpost.php?p=23706&postcount=64). She finally clears up her position saying that everyone should just random lynch together rather than just dice role and to prove her point she votes for someone who can't be lynched (http://wut.ca/showpost.php?p=23814&postcount=78). Then she goes back to wanting to vote (http://wut.ca/showpost.php?p=23859&postcount=83) for scummy people. She shows a will to bandwagon again (http://wut.ca/showpost.php?p=23889&postcount=89) and starts saying hinting that she believes that it's unlikely they'll find someone scummy enough to vote for (http://wut.ca/showpost.php?p=23920&postcount=96).

Would this be a normal person I'd think she's being scummy for changing her mind but being Bun, and judging by her last performance, it could just be how she plays. Ignoring that, she doesn't seem to be going for anyone in particular but does seem to be bandwagoning with popular opinion, which again could just her playing style.

A couple of questions for Bun:

What is your viewpoint for voting and why haven't you stuck with it throughout the game?

Why did you keep changing your vote throughout the day?

[mrs_bun]

:(

I picked Clone because if we were going to be random, the first person to post seemed as good as any. I picked Kant because thbbbbbt. That's it. And I change my vote any time I realize that the person I voted for might not need/deserve to be lynched (like when I have a hissy fit and vote for myself, frinstance,) even if I don't have a better vote at the time.

Then I realized that Cara's idea of not randomly lynching is good, but I'm not sure how we can figure out who to lynch; we all know each other's posting habits pretty well, but we don't know who the bad guys are in this mafia, or if there are more than two sides (although I think prolly it will be a normal town/mafia set up with maybe random solo roles.) But still, what are the bad guys? 4chan? SA? Wizards? How much of the internet is getting used, basically, and what constitutes "bad"? Would Teh Source be town or mafia, or is it even big enough to register on a graph of internet memes? Will anyone is this thread be able to untap for free?

So, basically we should answer some of those questions before lynching, but I have no idea how to, especially what constitutes town and what things on the internet are more mafia-esque.

[mrs_bun]

Okay dammit, I completely forgot about not editing and just did that to my post. It might not show up because it was right after I posted. I added "SA?" in between 4chan and Wizards.

I guess I just solved the "who gets killed day 1?" question. :dancesad:

[Cloneysocks]

Either edit notices are broken in some way, bun is lying scum, or there's a third explanation I'm not seeing.

If they're broken, bun is being completely honest in her post above and she was trying to be honest, thinking that there was an edit message in there, knowing what that would do to our perception of her, and realizing she would probably be lynched for editing when people were already questioning her.

On the other hand, if edit notices are functioning fully, then the revision clarification post was actually a thinly veiled emotional appeal.

Witness the power of this emoticon: :dancesad:
Marvel at the feeling of sympathy you feel for it.
Marvel, and wonder how this feeling might be used to control you.

Vote: miss _bun

If it turns out edit messages aren't working, I'll undo this, but for now I'll assume (ha ha) that our administrators know what they're doing.

[Shadow]

shit son this shit is k-razy.

[Cloneysocks]

Ninja edits work.

Unvote: miss_bun

Not to say that she doesn't seem to be behaving a bit scummily, but my main reason to lynch her is now gone.

[Naga]

Ninja edits work.

Unvote: miss_bun

Not to say that she doesn't seem to be behaving a bit scummily, but my main reason to lynch her is now gone.

How do we know that you did not ninjaedit this very post?

FoS: Clone

[Cloneysocks]

How do we know that you did not ninjaedit this very post?

FoS: Clone

You don't, but the rest of us might wonder the same about you...

FoS: Naga (finger of shame/stupidity for very bad logic)

[Naga]

You don't, but the rest of us might wonder the same about you...

FoS: Naga (finger of shame/stupidity for very bad logic)

I was being stupid.

Not that logic dictates what happens on the first day, usually.

[Cloneysocks]

I was being stupid.

Not that logic dictates what happens on the first day, usually.

Yes, but what if I hadn't called you on it?

[Cara]

I was being stupid.

Not that logic dictates what happens on the first day, usually.

We have to act stupid on day one, right?

:rolleyes:

[Naga]

Yes, but what if I hadn't called you on it?

I thought it was pretty obvious.

It's not like I voted for you.

[GelbSol]

So we have no one acting, or being, scummy. Weve also not gotten anywhere, insofar, today. Anyone got a plan?

[Crouch]

:dancesad:

My life just got a whole lot more lulzy.
So we have no one acting, or being, scummy. Weve also not gotten anywhere, insofar, today. Anyone got a plan?

Reveal identity.

[Van]

:dancesad: <--Approve

:tumbleweed: <--Notsomuch

Bun is acting very polar on her votes and issues. This is not that surprising.

However, Naga has caught my eye. He seems totally non-committal to a sensible lynch on Day 1, but does not support a no lynch and seems to actually encourage stupidity. When called on his stupidity, he immediately tries to justify himself as taking the proper course of action. In addition, he becomes incredibly defensive over Cara's remark, resorting to "at least I didn't vote for you," which is an incredibly weak defense and is pained with desperation.

FoS: mrs_bun
Unvote
Vote: Naga

On ninja edits: it doesn't seem like something the admins can take care of, but more a problem with the vB software. CP or Jeremy might be able to hax something up, but I have my doubts. Anyway, ninja edits are only slightly more damaging than fake edits. I don't really know what the limitations of ninja edits are, but I can't detect them even as an admin. So, looks like we're going to have to live with them.

Besides, anyone who abuses the ninja edit to win at mafia is a loser. :V

[Naga]

:dancesad: <--Approve

:tumbleweed: <--Notsomuch

Bun is acting very polar on her votes and issues. This is not that surprising.

However, Naga has caught my eye. He seems totally non-committal to a sensible lynch on Day 1, but does not support a no lynch and seems to actually encourage stupidity. When called on his stupidity, he immediately tries to justify himself as taking the proper course of action. In addition, he becomes incredibly defensive over Cara's remark, resorting to "at least I didn't vote for you," which is an incredibly weak defense and is pained with desperation.

FoS: mrs_bun
Unvote
Vote: Naga

On ninja edits: it doesn't seem like something the admins can take care of, but more a problem with the vB software. CP or Jeremy might be able to hax something up, but I have my doubts. Anyway, ninja edits are only slightly more damaging than fake edits. I don't really know what the limitations of ninja edits are, but I can't detect them even as an admin. So, looks like we're going to have to live with them.

Besides, anyone who abuses the ninja edit to win at mafia is a loser. :V

Well, obviously I find voting for me to be a very bad idea. I wonder why. I haven't had the need to make a decision on who to vote for yet. It's not that I'm wishy washy, it's that I haven't said anything about it yet. Of course I support a lynch. A no-lynch would be disastrous for the town. We can't afford to lose a possible hit on the mafia.

When I FoS'd Clone, I thought it was pretty obvious that I wasn't serious. Would anyone really find that logic convincing? If you had said it, I would have thought it was a joke. I might as well have suspected him for having x number of posts, it wouldn't have changed my intentions.

Ninja edits are an issue non grata. I trust everyone here not to do it. It can be turned off, I think, but really, who cares?

[Crouch]

Bun is acting very polar on her votes and issues. This is not that surprising.

There is truth to this statement, but I will FoS: Van nonetheless.

[Naga]

There is truth to this statement, but I will FoS: Van nonetheless.

Why would you do that if you think he's right?

[Van]

Well, obviously I find voting for me to be a very bad idea. I wonder why.Then why bother saying this? "waah don't lynch me because I don't wanna die" is about the scummiest thing you could do.

I haven't had the need to make a decision on who to vote for yet. It's not that I'm wishy washy, it's that I haven't said anything about it yet. Of course I support a lynch. A no-lynch would be disastrous for the town. We can't afford to lose a possible hit on the mafia.You've contributed absolutely nothing to the day except for acting stupid. And your stupidity post was not even close to being an obvious farce, and if Clone had not called you out on it I doubt you would have retracted to amended your statement. I consider it backpedaling.

Since you are so against a no lynch and believe it to be such an anti-town move, why not vote Cara, who suggested a no-lynch?

When I FoS'd Clone, I thought it was pretty obvious that I wasn't serious. Would anyone really find that logic convincing? If you had said it, I would have thought it was a joke. I might as well have suspected him for having x number of posts, it wouldn't have changed my intentions.Except it wasn't obvious, and if I had done it I would have made it obvious. It wasn't logical or convincing in addition to not being an obvious joke.

IMO, you are appearing active without actually contributing. This is usually a nice, strong scum-tell. It's a way to prevent accusations of lurking while coasting under the radar of suspicion or controversy.

[Van]

There is truth to this statement, but I will FoS: Van nonetheless.Okay, care to explain?

[mrs_bun]

I didn't mean that my edit would make me maybe seem scummy, I was under the impression that unless you are a total mafia noob (I spose some might argue that I will forever be a total noob at everything, but meh :happy: ,) any editting calls for a mod kill.

[Naga]

Then why bother saying this? "waah don't lynch me because I don't wanna die" is about the scummiest thing you could do.

You've contributed absolutely nothing to the day except for acting stupid. And your stupidity post was not even close to being an obvious farce, and if Clone had not called you out on it I doubt you would have retracted to amended your statement. I consider it backpedaling.

No, I wouldn't have retracted my statement. Because it was a joke. It was only when people started raising objection to it that I retracted it, because it wasn't worth sacrificing myself over.

Since you are so against a no lynch and believe it to be such an anti-town move, why not vote Cara, who suggested a no-lynch?

No lynch is an anti-town move. I hear free hits for the mafia are good. :V

Cara is a possibility. I won't vote for her just yet. It's not a no lynch == lynch'd dislike for them, just as a general rule. I'd say any scenario where you say one thing is always bad, tends to be wrong, because there are always edge cases. Like, for example, lynching liars. There are cases where one doesn't want to die the first night, so they lie to protect themselves. I'm not saying Cara, in this instance, is an edge case, just clarifying what I said before.

Except it wasn't obvious, and if I had done it I would have made it obvious. It wasn't logical or convincing in addition to not being an obvious joke.

So in other words, I forgot the :V.

IMO, you are appearing active without actually contributing. This is usually a nice, strong scum-tell. It's a way to prevent accusations of lurking while coasting under the radar of suspicion or controversy.

"Appearing active"? The game is only a page or two old. You are blowing that way out of proportion. If your definition of that is people who don't post good content, then what about Crouch, bun, GSun, Cara, Shadow, and Spam Elemental? In other words, nearly everyone else. Wait until the game is a bit older before throwing accusations of "appearing active" around.

[Cara]

Since you are so against a no lynch and believe it to be such an anti-town move, why not vote Cara, who suggested a no-lynch?

And I did this... where?

[mrs_bun]

I just realized that duh, mafia would be pro-random lynching, because there are always more town than mafia, and randomly killing means you are more likely to kill someone who is town.

So no randomy voting.

[mrs_bun]

This also makes me think that Cara is town also.

[Naga]

I just realized that duh, mafia would be pro-random lynching, because there are always more town than mafia, and randomly killing means you are more likely to kill someone who is town.

So no randomy voting.

Well, obviously, I think anyone would rather lynch someone on suspicion, rather than random. If there is a good chance someone is guilty, no one would want to roll a die instead.

The probability of hitting a mafia member, randomly is, based on the last game is 4/14, based on 25% of 14 being 3.5.
The probability of hitting a mafia member with no lynch: 0%

[Naga]

And I did this... where?

I probably should have checked this before I replied.

[Van]

And I did this... where?*re-read*

My apologies. I read this (http://wut.ca/showpost.php?p=23855&postcount=81) as a call for a no-lynch.

[Cara]

FoS: Van

Putting words in other people's mouths as an attempt to lynch them?

[Cara]

Or yeah nevermind

[mrs_bun]

Yeah, that was obv her saying don't lynch randomly, not don't lynch period. So FoU at Cara.

[Cara]

FoU?

[mrs_bun]

Finger of unsuspicion. :teach2:

[mrs_bun]

:teach2: Was added because I jsut noticed it was back, and I didn't think about how it might relate to fingers. I jsut mean that I think you are town.

[Crouch]

Okay, care to explain?

Covering up bun's scumminess. :teach:

[Van]

Covering up bun's scumminess. :teach:

She starts being scummy when she says "soandso is DEFINITELY town" :V

Anyway, I did nothing to cover up her scummyness. If you remember, I gave her a nice FoS and was one of the first to vote for her. If I didn't suspect Naga more, I'd be voting for her.

[mrs_bun]

That isn't scummy, Van. If I was mafia, I would just know if someone was town, and quietly whack them. Which sounds strangely erotic. And me saying "I think you are town" doesn't hurt the person, unless people randomly think that I'm trying to scummify the person by saying that, which makes no sense. I'm just putting my thoughts in order for everyone to see so that hopefully someone does not get lynched who is town. And maybe our friendly doctor will protect them, even.

[Crouch]

Anyway, I did nothing to cover up her scummyness.
Bun is acting very polar on her votes and issues. This is not that surprising.
:/

If you remember, I gave her a nice FoS and was one of the first to vote for her. If I didn't suspect Naga more, I'd be voting for her.
Point well made. Un-FoS: Van

[mrs_bun]

Um, your :/ makes no sense when followed by the second part. Not saying I think Van is scummy, but what does your post mean exactly, Crouch?

[Van]

That isn't scummy, Van. If I was mafia, I would just know if someone was town, and quietly whack them. Which sounds strangely erotic. And me saying "I think you are town" doesn't hurt the person, unless people randomly think that I'm trying to scummify the person by saying that, which makes no sense. I'm just putting my thoughts in order for everyone to see so that hopefully someone does not get lynched who is town. And maybe our friendly doctor will protect them, even.

Apparently you forgot entirely what you did during WoodenMarble Mafia :V

[mrs_bun]

That was different, I was mad my role wasn't working. And you will please tyvm notice that everyone I said was town was town last game. See my sig. :V

[Crouch]

Um, your :/ makes no sense when followed by the second part. Not saying I think Van is scummy, but what does your post mean exactly, Crouch?

I used the :/ to separate my two points. One being that Van did indeed try to defend your scumminess. The second being that Van makes a good point about not being scum, or at least is trying to make it appear that way.

[Van]

That was different, I was mad my role wasn't working. And you will please tyvm notice that everyone I said was town was town last game. See my sig. :V

Of course everyone you named turned up town.

BECAUSE YOU WERE THE FUCKING MAFIA DON

[Cloneysocks]

When I asked Naga what would have happened if I hadn't contradicted his obviously silly reasoning with a phrasing that implied suspicion, I didn't know Van would jump onto those suspicions with such fervor, but I did suspect that someone would. True, Naga hasn't been the most helpful, but his behavior sure doesn't seem like sabotage. On the other hand, since these suspicions became allowed by my posting (the better not to implicate himself) Van has jumped on them and somewhat taken control of the discussion with an air of conviction. I have my suspicions.

Vote: Van

[mrs_bun]

I'm not interested in a forum where someone can get banned for no good reason (especially when other people then don't get banned for the exact same thing one post earlier.

Dullahan, I guess replace me.

[Cloneysocks]

I'm not interested in a forum where someone can get banned for no good reason (especially when other people then don't get banned for the exact same thing one post earlier.

Dullahan, I guess replace me.

Is this about the thing with tony? Don't leave the game because of that, better to stand and resist.

[Van]

I'm not interested in a forum where someone can get banned for no good reason (especially when other people then don't get banned for the exact same thing one post earlier.

Dullahan, I guess replace me.

Jesus christ if you have a problem with me just send a PM.

Why do you join mafia games if you just quit as soon as you go on your period?

[mrs_bun]

It is a terrible attitude to have. I just don't like unfairness for no good reason. And I prefer to hear what everyone has to say.

[mrs_bun]

Jesus christ if you have a problem with me just send a PM.

Why do you join mafia games if you just quit as soon as you go on your period?

I don't have a problem with you, Van. I like you.

[Van]

It is a terrible attitude to have. I just don't like unfairness for no good reason. And I prefer to hear what everyone has to say.

It's 24 fucking hours

[Van]

I don't have a problem with you, Van. I like you.

Except you're going to quit TS because of something I did.

I'm going to stop fagging up this thread now and move it to PM if you wish to continue.

[Cloneysocks]

Interesting. What else do you have to say in your defense Van?

[mrs_bun]

It's 24 fucking hours

Right, surely you could deal with him that long? Or surely it is not a big deal to also ban joker for that long? Iono. Just saying.

[Cloneysocks]

This discussion does not belong in Mafia, really.

[Crouch]

I find it interesting that since the discussion of banning Tony3 has shifted to an appropriate thread, no-one has posted here since.

[mrs_bun]

vote: crouch

[Cloneysocks]

Maybe Van didn't notice that I voted for him, maybe he's trying to nip it in the bud by not acknowledging it, maybe he just isn't particularly concerned.

[Van]

Maybe Van didn't notice that I voted for him, maybe he's trying to nip it in the bud by not acknowledging it, maybe he just isn't particularly concerned.I did notice, I acknowledge, and am not concerned.

[Cloneysocks]

As long as we're clear.

[mrs_bun]

unvote, vote: Van

[Van]

Why bun?

[Cloneysocks]

Unvote, Vote: Bun

For a strong record of bandwagony behavior

[mrs_bun]

Bandwagon > random/comedy vote day one and to hurt your feelings.

[mrs_bun]

unvote, vote: Bun

[Cloneysocks]

Also for crying a river we've had to wade through in order to read the thread.

[Van]

1 vote is not a bandwagon, people :V

[mrs_bun]

:V

Strong not a bandwagony.

Also, I didn't start it, Clone. My offer to leave stands, though. If Dullahan wants to replace me before I get lynched, um, yay? Ooo, name claim: I am mudkips. I herd u liek me.

[Cloneysocks]

When you say you didn't start it, by it, do you mean the various bandwagons you've hopped onto? Because that's not how it works.

On the other hand, your claim is plausible.

Unvote.

[Van]

:rolleyes:

Bun, are you actually interested in playing a game of mafia or do you sign up with the full intention of immediately throwing yourself into the fire as soon as more than 2 votes get on you?

[mrs_bun]

Er, unvote: myself

Also I feel like my random crusades against injustice are more frequent than once a month. I don't keep strict records, though. We cool. :V

[mrs_bun]

Can we get a vote count? Also, has anyone made any votes that were not random and based on anything they wanna talk about, even if it was only a feeling about someone?

[Naga]

This is retarded.

[mrs_bun]

Me, or the game? Or something else? downs owned: http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Smilies/emot-downsowned.gif

[mrs_bun]

I feel like people could use this against me all the time in arguments. :V

[Naga]

I feel that the behaviour bun is exhibiting has nothing to do with scumminess, but just plain drama. Thus, if we decide we want to lynch her, I would much rather replace her, and find another lynch.

Although, I really could see her doing this because she is scum, so maybe we should just lynch her.

Opinions?

[mrs_bun]

Drama over. I mean, until next time. My above question stands tho: of peeps who have voted so far, do any of yall have ideas to discuss, or were votes just random? Because random voting helps mafia. So anyone who random voted is cummy. Please note that voting for me because I'm retarded doesn't really count as random voting, so I'm not saying this to get people to not vote for me, but it really is scummy.

[mrs_bun]

Anyone who random voted is cummy. I am a winner.

[Shadow]

This is by far the worst day one ever. :mad:

[Cloneysocks]

Vote: Bun

Hopefully I don't have to explain this.

[Van]

Vote: Bun

Hopefully I don't have to explain this.

You don't have to, but I would enjoy it. :V

[Cloneysocks]

I really just can't get my head around why she would use the mafia thread for her initial protest against anyone getting banned. With her first post about it, she sorta shielded herself from scumminess by mentioning it in the context of being replaced, but then the thread got hijacked into nonsense about it for several pages. Didn't help very much that you decided to argue the point with her in here, Van, and maybe it's just because I've been an admin and I know how important it feels to defend the actions you've taken, but I sympathize more with your position than with filling the thread with all sorts of QQ. Either bun's been a bad townie, and we need to lynch her so she can learn from her mistakes for the next time she plays, or she's a member of the mafia, and the same applies.

[mrs_bun]

This is by far the worst day one ever. :mad:

I giggled. :P

I really just can't get my head around why she would use the mafia thread for her initial protest against anyone getting banned. With her first post about it, she sorta shielded herself from scumminess by mentioning it in the context of being replaced, but then the thread got hijacked into nonsense about it for several pages. Didn't help very much that you decided to argue the point with her in here, Van, and maybe it's just because I've been an admin and I know how important it feels to defend the actions you've taken, but I sympathize more with your position than with filling the thread with all sorts of QQ. Either bun's been a bad townie, and we need to lynch her so she can learn from her mistakes for the next time she plays, or she's a member of the mafia, and the same applies.

Lynch me if you like. I posted that I could be replaced because it is everyone's business if a player is leaving a mafia game, and just leaving without giving notice is rude. And everything that I've said is true as far as the game goes. If you want to lynch me, that is yalls choice, but I haven't acted scummy as far as I know and I am definitely not scum. I will roleclaim to save myself if you want. If you feel like I've wasted everyone's time reading my stupid drama and that deserves a lynch, go for it, but make sure you're clear that is what is happening. I think a better idea would be to look at who has actually made scummy decisions and give them a chance to reverse those decisions (random votes, which have a better chance of hurting town than mafia,) or explain them if there is an actual thought process behind it. This is incredibly basic math.

[mrs_bun]

I really just can't get my head around why she would use the mafia thread for her initial protest against anyone getting banned.

Also in response to this specifically, I formally apologize for being a loony bitch and it will prolly not be the last time, but it will be the last time in this thread, and I will try to keep my drama out of serious games in the future.

[Cloneysocks]

Oh yeah, bun, you roleclaimed mudkip this morning, didn't you? I forgot about that when I woke up this afternoon. Plausible, but I remember you making previous references to mudkips (on the internet, how appropriate!) so I'm not totally convinced. My vote for you stands for now, but I'll take a long look over the thread with the intention of tallying posts with really bad ideas and test your proposal.

[mrs_bun]

I was alluding to it earlier in the thread (at least, I'm pretty sure it was this thread) as code that people should luuuuv me.

[Cloneysocks]

I was alluding to it earlier in the thread (at least, I'm pretty sure it was this thread) as code that people should luuuuv me.
If this is in response to the part below,
but I remember you making previous references to mudkips (on the internet, how appropriate!) so I'm not totally convinced.
I should tell you that I meant that because you know that mudkips are an internet phenomena, your claim is slightly less convincing.

"I'm a mudkip, wtf is that?" would be way more persuasive, coming from someone who hadn't mentioned mudkips before. But I suppose that's impossible sometimes, so it's only circumstantial evidence.

[mrs_bun]

Saying I don't know what my role is is more convincing? o_O

Since I'm going to go to work tonight an not be back till later and possibly be dead, I will go ahead and roleclaim: I am mudkips, vanilla townie. Whee.

[Cloneysocks]

:V

Strong not a bandwagony.

Also, I didn't start it, Clone. My offer to leave stands, though. If Dullahan wants to replace me before I get lynched, um, yay? Ooo, name claim: I am mudkips. I herd u liek me.

[mrs_bun]

I didn;t forget, I was just claiming my actual role instead of name.

[Cloneysocks]

Well fine, make me look bad. :(

[mrs_bun]

Lmao I don't think you look bad. :P Although you have one of those personalities where I never feel like you;re being bad, so I'm biased against thinking you are mafia. I don't have any thought really one way or the other.

[Shadow]

playing mafia with people you trust is always a problem. :V

[mrs_bun]

I really have the best luck gauging people who aren't conversing with me in the thread, so I try to wait for other people to make accusations against other people when I remember to stop and think.

[mrs_bun]

ITT a frank discussion of mafia theory with someone totally not qualified to talk about it. :V

[Naga]

Lynching bun now would be basically a random lynch, because I don't think the drama bun portrayed has really anything to do with the game. Freaking out about unrelated topics doesn't make one scummy, it just makes one stupid.

In reality, I don't find anyone to be that scummy, maybe Van for jumping on me so vehemently, so, lynching bun would serve a purpose, as we can get our hit, and stop forum drama, all at the same time.

[Shadow]

I don't think everybody as posted yet either.

[Cloneysocks]

Unvote.

Vote: LegendShark

He's been lurking this whole time.

[Dullahan]

Day 1 ends with bickering and arguing but no lynch. Tired and hungry everyone returns to their bunks for the night.


It is now Night 1! Send in your roles.

If you did not post today send me a PM telling me you still want to play. If you do not you might not wake up.

[Van]

so is this game dead?

[Cara]

Opened.

[Dullahan]

Night 1 ends Thursday April 16 at Noon EST or if all roles are in before that.

Also I need replacements, please PM me if interested.

[Dullahan]

Shadow's body is found in his room. From the various pole-like objects painted to look like lightsabers impaled into him it is clear he was Star Wars Kid, Townie.
A few rooms down you find the corpse of Jebus watching a YouTube loop. You see from the papers around his room that he was 4chan, Mafia Don.
Clone comes out of his room covered in meatballs but otherwise unharmed.



Day 2 Begins!, 7 to lynch!

[Cara]

A) Yay Mafia don.


Also, cult is involved in this game. Fuck.

[Van]

I think Cara said cult because usually when a cult tries to convert a power role, the person dies instead of becoming cult.

Though it could just as easily have been a lucky SK/vig :V

[Van]

Oh, I see what you're saying, but I don't know if I agree. I think the fact that ... something happened to Clone would be a stronger indicator of something like a FSM cult but that's not necessarily true either.

Did someone protect Clone? Or did he have some kind of role?

THEORY:

Clone is covered in meatballs. Pasta is served with meatballs. Meme associated with pasta: Copy-Pasta.

[Cara]

Why do you say cult, Cara?

Info generated from role.

[Van]

Oh. That makes slightly more sense...

But is copypasta itself a ... meme? I mean I guess so, and it would make sense in such an abstract topic. What would it do, though?

My guess is a doctor role. Particularly when it was mentioned that clone was unharmed. Just the phrasing is cluing me in.

So Cara's found out there's a cult. And it came from some role you have.

NOPE, DON'T NEED ANYMORE INFORMATION THANKS CARA THAT WILL BE ALL.

[Cara]

My guess is a doctor role. Particularly when it was mentioned that clone was unharmed. Just the phrasing is cluing me in.

So Cara's found out there's a cult. And it came from some role you have.

NOPE, DON'T NEED ANYMORE INFORMATION THANKS CARA THAT WILL BE ALL.

I'd rather remain mysterious to both you and the cult.

[Van]

I'd rather remain mysterious to both you and the cult.
...

Vote: Cara

[Jebus]

:(

[Cara]

...

Vote: Cara

I'm immune to both the Cult and the SK. Happy?

[Cara]

Can't figure out why I'd want to make them waste a convert on me?

[Van]

Can't figure out why I'd want to make them waste a convert on me?

What I can't figure out is why you were so quick to reveal this.

One vote is a lot of fucking pressure, huh? :V

[Cara]

Because the post before that was scummy as hell :V

[Cloneysocks]

The meatballs are from a failed kill attempt tied to my role. It's a little iffy to read into the night's events a cult - the roles Star Wars Kid and 4chan don't seem like they'd have protective powers, and as far as I know mine protects me from kills in the night only, not from other effects.

The idea of three people dying in the night scary, but it needn't be explained by a cult. Maybe there's a mafia hit, a vig, and an SK. Or maybe Jebus died due to natural causes (modkill for lurking maybe?).

I realize that, with meatballs covering me, I may seem a bit suspicious for denying the notion of some possible cult with a bizarre initiation ritual involving Italian food, but if I was initiated, I'm a sleeper of some sort, completely unaware of any cult. Much more likely is that my role protected me from a kill attempt.

I'm hesitant to role-claim because my role's name was suggested in earlier speculation as a member of the mafia, but that's not the case. I'll role-claim if necessary, but I would prefer anonymity if possible.

[Van]

The idea of three people dying in the night scary, but it needn't be explained by a cult. Maybe there's a mafia hit, a vig, and an SK. Or maybe Jebus died due to natural causes (modkill for lurking maybe?).Star Wars Kid was probably a vig, or maybe had some sort of retaliatory move against the person delivering the hit. Either of those could explain the attempt on you or the death of the Don. I highly doubt a modkill though. A hit mas more than likely made, and usually the don is in charge of that decision. :V

I realize that, with meatballs covering me, I may seem a bit suspicious for denying the notion of some possible cult with a bizarre initiation ritual involving Italian food, but if I was initiated, I'm a sleeper of some sort, completely unaware of any cult. Much more likely is that my role protected me from a kill attempt.The fact that you were mentioned in the opening day post convince me you're not cult. That sort of thing generally isn't made available to the public, otherwise the point of the cult is kinda negated.

[quote[I'm hesitant to role-claim because my role's name was suggested in earlier speculation as a member of the mafia, but that's not the case. I'll role-claim if necessary, but I would prefer anonymity if possible.[/QUOTE]Just re-read everything. basically, I've come down to your role being:
-Fox Broadcasting
-Scientology
-Anon
-Wizards
-Bryan Peppers

Since none of that has to do with meatballs, I have no fucking clue what your role is.

[GelbSol]

I agree, the SK probably took out Jebus, while the Vig failed to kill Clone. But what if its the opposite, couldnt the Mafia try and kill Clone?




What is a Cult in Mafias?

[Kant]

Bun isn't mafia. I know this because I'm raptor Jesus. I have a protection role, but if I target a mafia person, they get killed. I targeted Bun and she is not dead tonight.

[Van]

Bun isn't mafia. I know this because I'm raptor Jesus. I have a protection role, but if I target a mafia person, they get killed. I targeted Bun and she is not dead tonight.

So, you're a vig, doctor, and cop?

And you revealed the fact that you have probably the most broken role ever just to tell us that bun isn't mafia?

how can you be this fucking stupid?

[LegendShark]

So, you're a vig, doctor, and cop?

And you revealed the fact that you have probably the most broken role ever just to tell us that bun isn't mafia?

how can you be this fucking stupid?

.

[Kant]

So, you're a vig, doctor, and cop?

And you revealed the fact that you have probably the most broken role ever just to tell us that bun isn't mafia?

how can you be this fucking stupid?

Here's the thing--I can always protect myself.

So I have no reason not to come out.

[Van]

Here's the thing--I can always protect myself.

So I have no reason not to come out.

You're a vig with absolutely no repercussions if you target town. In fact, there are benefits if you target town. Town wins either way with whomever you target. Yet you're not going to spend the game targeting yourself each night?

The worst part about cop roles is that you have to reveal your results, and therefore your role, to lynch scum the next day. You cut out the middleman and kill scum directly, without the town even losing a lynch. So now instead of being in incredible pro-town silent killing machine, you're going to be playing WIFOM games with the mafia forever until you screw things up and get yourself killed.

I can't tell weather you're bad town or bad scum, because this is retarded either way.

[LegendShark]

I simply cannot believe that Kant would actually reveal himself as the most broken role of all time just to reveal that a townie who isn't even under suspicion is in fact, town.

Fake Edit: Actually he didn't give us that he simply said she isn't mafia. She could clearly be Cult or SK.

FoS: Kant

I'd say that Star Wars kid was probably just vanilla town. I say this becuase he's just a dweeby little kid. I may be wrong though, Idk. Certainly doesn't sound like a vig role to me.

Cult... I don't know what to make of that. Really right now it has no significance whether or not there is one, as cult mostly always has little chance of winning, amirite?

More later... I have stuff to do.

[Van]

I'd say that Star Wars kid was probably just vanilla town. I say this becuase he's just a dweeby little kid. I may be wrong though, Idk. Certainly doesn't sound like a vig role to me.Ehh, I wouldn't go that far. I mean, my role is just as dweeby as SWK, but isn't vanilla.

[LegendShark]

Ehh, I wouldn't go that far. I mean, my role is just as dweeby as SWK, but isn't vanilla.

Idk maybe I'm biased or something because of my rolename.

But my role is actually nothing like my role name would suggest, so maybe he is. I just for some reason don't think that SWK has an ability.

[LegendShark]

K so I hastily searched the thread and couldn't find anyone who acknowledged anything that Jebus said. Which was mostly "Bun is scummy."

I mean Clone did, sort of, but he had been voted by bun and could be easily swayed.

[Cara]

I'm in new york, so don';t expect much activity.

[Naga]

Is it just me, or is Kant's role broken to the point of absurdity? Really, it sounds too much to believe.

As a disclaimer, I'm pretty busy tonight, so I don't have the time to post that well. I will when I get time, at the latest tomorrow night.

[Cloneysocks]

Kant, what the hell? If you hadn't come forward so openly with your role power you would have to use it to protect yourself every night.

On the other hand, if you are scum, it's poetically just that you would go down implicating Bun, if she is too.

Big FoS, though.

[Crouch]

Bun isn't mafia. I know this because I'm raptor Jesus. I have a protection role, but if I target a mafia person, they get killed. I targeted Bun and she is not dead tonight.

Fuck.

FoS: Kant

[Cloneysocks]

Vote: Crouch

[Van]

Vote: Crouch

okay, why this time?

[Van]

You have been incredibly confusing and willfully not forthcoming in your explanations and that is scummy as hell.

But it's also so very Clone.

[Crouch]

Vote: Crouch

http://images.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/d/d5/Hanson4.jpg/180px-Hanson4.jpg&imgrefurl=http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pauline_Hanson&usg=__4EE3G-MqymICpG2_ZaIdiATureI=&h=120&w=180&sz=9&hl=en&start=35&um=1&tbnid=ev3OH2zCcNmp-M:&tbnh=67&tbnw=101&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpauline%2Bhanson%2Bplease%2Bexplain%26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN%26start%3D20%26um%3D1

[Van]

http://images.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/d/d5/Hanson4.jpg/180px-Hanson4.jpg&imgrefurl=http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pauline_Hanson&usg=__4EE3G-MqymICpG2_ZaIdiATureI=&h=120&w=180&sz=9&hl=en&start=35&um=1&tbnid=ev3OH2zCcNmp-M:&tbnh=67&tbnw=101&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpauline%2Bhanson%2Bplease%2Bexplain%26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN%26start%3D20%26um%3D1

u bad

[Crouch]

Hm, true.

:lips:

...

It was supposed to have this.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d5/Hanson4.jpg

I didn't vote for myself.

[Crouch]

u bad

Yeah, that sucked.

[Van]

http://images.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/d/d5/Hanson4.jpg/180px-Hanson4.jpg&imgrefurl=http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pauline_Hanson&usg=__4EE3G-MqymICpG2_ZaIdiATureI=&h=120&w=180&sz=9&hl=en&start=35&um=1&tbnid=ev3OH2zCcNmp-M:&tbnh=67&tbnw=101&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpauline%2Bhanson%2Bplease%2Bexplain%26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN%26start%3D20%26um%3D1

For those who loathe copy-pasting, I've attached the image he tried to put up.

...along with a totally random image.

Try and guess which is which!

[Cloneysocks]

Crouch simply said 'Fuck.' as he FoSed Kant, without adding anything to the town's knowledge of the situation (all knowledge comes through speculation). He FoSed, like many others had, but had no coherent argument to provide. Seemed subtly, but very, bandwagony.

[LegendShark]

Crouch simply said 'Fuck.' as he FoSed Kant, without adding anything to the town's knowledge of the situation (all knowledge comes through speculation). He FoSed, like many others had, but had no coherent argument to provide. Seemed subtly, but very, bandwagony.

Yes it was a bandwagon, but it was a bandwagon FoS. Last time I checked, those don't mean shit. The most that would warrant is a counter FoS.

Yes, he did just post without actually saying anything, but to me that's not scummy if he just says "fuck". It was a bandwagon that was self acknowledged as merely bandwagoning, which IMO mafia wouldn't do. This is a lot of WIFOM, but whatever.

In any case, your vote is unwarrented and seems to be a jump on the first person to make any sort of mistake.

FoS: Clone

I would give you my vote, but I still cannot decide whether or not to vote Kant merely for being an idiot.

[Van]

meta: what is WIFOM?

Wine In Front Of Me. It's a type of circular reasoning that happens a lot in Mafia. Basically, whenever someone says "There's no way scum would do that, so X must be town," because then it can be extended into "well he knows that scum wouldn't do that, which is why he did it, so he must be scum!" etc etc.

It comes from the wine scene in The Princess Bride.

[Cloneysocks]

I'm not saying you guys have to vote for him, but I'm doing it as a satire.

[Cloneysocks]

p sure mafia is not the best medium for satire

If you say so...

[Cara]

Kant seems scummy as fuck

[Van]

Kant seems scummy as fuck

Yeah. And I'm tired of this slow ass game.

Vote: Kant

[Shadow]

the mafia shouldn't have lynched me. I wouldn't been an active player. :V

[Dullahan]

mrs_bun mutates into Guile.

[LegendShark]

I agree with Van. Kant's scummy, Clone's scummy, but Kant is retarded so he deserves to die more.

Vote: Kant

[Cloneysocks]

But what if Kant is telling the truth?

[Clem]

Hi guys, I'm bun's replacement.

Yo Dullahan, could we get a vote count please?

[Dullahan]

Vote count

2 votes for kant
1 vote for crouch.


7 to lynch.

[Clem]

EBWODP: Where the hell is Kant? He disappeared after coming out with his info. I'd like to hear more from him before we lynch him for being retarded.

[Cara]

Deadline?

[Dullahan]

Day 2 ends on Monday at Noon

[Clem]

Wow, activity is really bad. We need to get more people posting if we don't want another no lynch. Anyone got a top three scum/town list? We need something to go off of, and I don't think a Kantwagon is going to do the town much good if no one posts.

[Cloneysocks]

Confusion affects the mafia and whoever else, too.

Putting pressure on Kant sounds like a good idea, though. I'll unvote and
Vote: Kant
if it will help prevent a wasted day.

[Cara]

Deadline vote Kant

Won't be on tomorrow until after deadline

[Clem]

The activity level in this game is pathetic. There are 13 of us alive right? I've seen like eight of us post on this last page (100 ppp). I recommend prodding those who have not posted since this day began.

@Shady: If Kant is so suspicious, why aren't you voting him? Theres only one way to find out if Kant is a dumb townie or dumb scum and thats, Unvote: Crouch, Vote:Kant. Putting pressure on him and forcing him to give us more than "I'm Raptor Jesus" if he wants to live.

We need way more content if the town wants to have any hope of winning.

[Clem]

EBWODP: Okay, thats L2. Claim time.

[Naga]

Kant hasn't appeared to defend himself yet, but time is running short. Looks like about 34 hours left.

Tentative Vote: Kant

To be revoked come justification.

[GelbSol]

I guess that until we can see otherwise, Vote: Kant

[Clem]

I guess that until we can see otherwise, Vote: Kant

You do realize thats a lynch, right? I'd hoped Kant would come on and actually defend himself before he got lynched.

[Keeper]

Hey you should probably replace me.

Real life is cooler than this.

[Dullahan]

Annoyed at Kant's bluster, the group grabs him and pours gallons of Red Bull down his throat until he simultaneously has a heart attack and ruptures his intestines. After removing his spoiler block, it becomes clear that he was Raptor Jesus, Town Doctor.

It is now Night 2! Send in your roles!

[Cara]

Seriously fucking Dullahan hasn't been on.

[Dullahan]

Day 3 breaks!.... finally

Everyone gets up and looks around to see who is missing from their ranks. Shady and Naga are found with their hands around each others necks. You see that shady was Rickroll, Serial Killer and Naga was A shoop'd laser, Mafia.
Gelbsol is found giggling off Chuck Norris facts that he was emailed early last night and spent all night reading.

9 alive, 5 to lynch!

[Cara]

Thats insane.

So, unless my role is half-useless, we still have the cult to deal with. :/