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Shadow
02-21-2009, 07:56 PM
Quote more than Genesis, you faggot.
Cee Pee
02-21-2009, 07:58 PM
Quote more than Genesis, you faggot.
Which books to be added?

Cara suggested Soloman but I have no clue which book that is.
Shadow
02-21-2009, 08:03 PM
The book is called Solomon. :rolleyes:

Also, just do the books in order. obv.

Deuteronomy that shit up.
Psion
02-21-2009, 08:05 PM
Also, just do the books in order. obv.

Deuteronomy that shit up.

:nono:

Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy.
ROFLCOPTER
02-21-2009, 08:05 PM
It's actually called Song of Solomon.
Shadow
02-21-2009, 08:06 PM
:nono:

Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy.
Is that the Christian order or the jew order? :V
Cee Pee
02-21-2009, 08:07 PM
Also, just do the books in order. obv.
It's too much to do all of them (memory hogs :mad:).
mrs_bun
02-21-2009, 08:07 PM
They are the same, Ben.
God
02-21-2009, 08:07 PM
Gen 2:20 And the man gave names to all cattle and to the birds of the air and to every beast of the field; but Adam had no one like himself as a help.
Cee Pee
02-21-2009, 08:08 PM
Added some Deu and all of Son, removed part of Gen, might not be as evenly distributed as I thought it would become. Whatever.
Psion
02-21-2009, 08:08 PM
It's actually called Song of Solomon.

It's actually called Song of Songs. I paid attention in Hebrew School.
Shadow
02-21-2009, 08:10 PM
They are the same, Ben.
I could've sworn the Jews put it in a different order. :V

Or maybe they call the books different stuff. Not that I would know since I haven't read the bible.
God
02-21-2009, 08:24 PM
Gen 2:1 And the heaven and the earth and all things in them were complete.
SizzlingStapleCider
02-21-2009, 09:43 PM
Can't you just make him look up an online bible?
Cee Pee
02-22-2009, 04:18 AM
Can't you just make him look up an online bible?
I downloaded one. It's 4,3 MB and has 31103 lines.
MoD
02-22-2009, 04:20 AM
Oh no, when did this happen?
Cee Pee
02-22-2009, 04:24 AM
Oh no, when did this happen?
When you touched yourself at night.
God
02-22-2009, 05:13 AM
Deu 1:17 In judging, do not let a man's position have any weight with you; give hearing equally to small and great; have no fear of any man, for it is God who is judge: and any cause in which you are not able to give a decision, you are to put before me and I will give it a hearing.
LegendShark
02-22-2009, 12:30 PM
I could've sworn the Jews put it in a different order. :V

Or maybe they call the books different stuff. Not that I would know since I haven't read the bible.

No we just call it the Torah.
Zerg
02-22-2009, 01:01 PM
God is worse than bun_bot.
LegendShark
02-22-2009, 01:05 PM
Omnipotence does that to some people. Turns em to douchebags.
SizzlingStapleCider
02-22-2009, 01:36 PM
But why not make it look it up, instead of downloading it?
Cee Pee
02-22-2009, 01:43 PM
But why not make it look it up, instead of downloading it?
Because I don't want to write more code to effectively do the same. And I couldn't find a site which offers random, plaintext Bible lines, but I did get a download from Cara. So I took that instead.

I removed a lot of lines because, while 31103 lines may induce more randomness, its outcome is not useful in any way, and only hogs up memory