User Permissions Requests (no success guaranteed)

[Zerg]

sup.

/too cool for counting posts

EDIT: Admin me.

[Zindaras]

Mod me.

[PariahKing]

You are a bastion of originality.

[Zindaras]

I know!

Now mod me! I'd be a good mod! I've got a great rep sheet. I was the first mod to abuse his powers into breaking the forums, I've been mod for a very long time, I managed to make a lot of people very annoyed with me on several occasions. Also, kittens!

[Kedster]

I know!

Now mod me! I'd be a good mod! I've got a great rep sheet. I was the first mod to abuse his powers into breaking the forums, I've been mod for a very long time, I managed to make a lot of people very annoyed with me on several occasions. Also, kittens!Mod me in the mean while and let us have a board of our own to bash each others' head. ^.^

[Naga]

:V and :rip:

And mod me.

[notallama]

ban naga. :V

[Naga]

ban naga. :V

:(

To tell you all the truth, I don't really want to be modded. I lost interest in that a while ago. I just want to be here to ♥♥♥♥ around. So no, don't mod me.

[notallama]

it's not so much that i don't like you, it's just that it's amusing when you get banned.

[Cloneysocks]

I know!

Now mod me! I'd be a good mod! I've got a great rep sheet. I was the first mod to abuse his powers into breaking the forums, I've been mod for a very long time, I managed to make a lot of people very annoyed with me on several occasions. Also, kittens!

I think he's onto something. Diplomatic people should be admins, not mods. ;)

[Kant]

We do not need mods.

[Cee Pee]

At least not right now. There's nothing to mod, and hopefully there won't be.

[Kant]

There's like 30-40 members TOPS.

More like 20.

[Shadow]

Make me admin.

[Keeper]

Make me admin.

Don't do this.

(That's what killed WM.)

[ROFLCOPTER]

Don't do this.

(That's what killed WM.)

Truth.

[Naga]

Don't do this.

(That's what killed WM.)

:rofl:

I think we've determined that making anyone an admin is a bad idea. Jeremy and PK can't be trusted, I can't be, Zerg definitely can't be, no one!

We should be an anarchist commune with no leaders.

[Shadow]

:rofl:

I think we've determined that making anyone an admin is a bad idea. Jeremy and PK can't be trusted, I can't be, Zerg definitely can't be, no one!

We should be an anarchist commune with no leaders.

We should do that thing were everybody is admin. That works.

[Naga]

We should do that thing were everybody is admin. That works.

I was thinking about that, too.

Actually, everyone should be Bobbsey again.

[jok3r]

heykidone: zerg for admin?
pariahking88: obvob

[Sven_v2.0_LITE]

I say we do it. What could go wrong?

[jok3r]

i want 1 thread only.

[Zerg]

This thread for sticky imo.

[Sven_v2.0_LITE]

ADMIN SHADY

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

No

[Fonzy]

I say we do it. What could go wrong?

Nothing that hasn't already gone wrong at least twice before.

[Tee See Em]

People aren't sufficiently invested in the forum at the moment for a zero adminship to have the same impact as it should.

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

I was thinking about that, too.

Actually, everyone should be Bobbsey again.Except Bobbsey, obviously:p

[PariahKing]

:dance:

[Zerg]

YEAH!

I JUST CLICKED THIS THREAD ON THE MAIN PANGE AMD O JAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE ÷÷÷÷ IS HOING ON, ÷÷÷÷ I"M THINK I"M GONNA GO SLEEP BUT ME FOR AMDIN PZZZZZ OUT

EDITL MY FIRST ACTION AS <ADMIN WOULD BE ÷÷÷÷ING PROFANITHY FILTEARS (÷÷÷÷ PROFANITY IS A HRD WORD) ÷÷÷÷ THEM BAI

[Tidal Kraken]

AHAHAHHAHAHA YEAH THIS WOULD BE ÷÷÷÷IN WACKY AS HELL AND NOT GAY AS ÷÷÷÷

*huffs dong*

[PariahKing]

It wouldn't let me set his powers to not be able to do certain things. :(

Although if I left him as admin it wouldn't matter - he'd be too drunk to understand the profanity filters.

[Tidal Kraken]

(*)Kristen<--"I think we missed that touch so...

[good news]

man lol jok3r because of your username i just can't take anything you say seriously!!

[jok3r]

:seriousface:

[Zerg]

Didn't I post a screenshot of me swearing at the admin CP here...?

What is this, WotC? With posts randomly disappearing?

Also, ow, my head hurts.

[Lt_Pinkerton]

FUCK ME

[Fonzy]

FUCK ME

Are you...? Naw...can't be...

[Lt_Pinkerton]

Are you...? Naw...can't be...
No, I'm probably not.

[Naga]

Is it?!

[Fonzy]

Is it?!

Complete sentences and punctuation. I'm thinking no.

[jimbyob]

I know!

Now mod me! I'd be a good mod! I've got a great rep sheet. I was the first mod to abuse his powers into breaking the forums, I've been mod for a very long time, I managed to make a lot of people very annoyed with me on several occasions. Also, kittens!

I break forums to sometimes.

[Magic Stagstation]

welcome to teh club
i could break gleemax in about ten seconds.

[jimbyob]

I broke mtgs, yay! now we can be buddies!

[Cara]

Only one thing that can be done.

Modados.

[mrs_bun]

Only one thing that can be done.

Modados.

Missed you. :D

[PariahKing]

Only one thing that can be done.

Modados.Sure. (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320340879762)

[Cara]

Sure. (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320340879762)

Sir, of all the times I have been randomly modded, you expect me to pay? This isn't the source without randomly changing my name and modding me.

[Psion]

See title.

edited for clarity

EDIT: DO NOT ASK TO BE ADMINNED OR MODDED. Seriously, guys.

[Cee Pee]

Mr. Roboto. :V

Don't give them to me, because despite knowing how the admin CP works, it will likely end in me making a meltdown, and it'll probably fail.

Also, inb4 Zerg

Edit: Oh, and you can only admin people, not superadmin, at least that's what I can tell from a talk with JB.

[Naga]

I do.

[Psion]

I do.

I GRANT THEE THE POWER OF INVISIBILITY!

[Fonzy]

I want to be able to read people's minds.

EDIT- Also, whoever flipped my avatar, feel free to flip it back to normal.

[Naga]

I GRANT THEE THE POWER OF INVISIBILITY!

Yeeeee!

[Shadow]

Welcome!

[Naga]

There should be no class structure. Everyone is an equal.

Admin all!

[Psion]

EDIT- Also, whoever flipped my avatar, feel free to flip it back to normal.

GRANTED!

working on the mindreading

[Zindaras]

Give me powers. Lots and lots of powers.

[LegendShark]

Give me powerzzz.

[Van]

I would just like a larger avatar limit. That's about it

[Psion]

I would just like a larger avatar limit. That's about it

How big do you want it? :rip:

Zindy: GRANTED! (see CT and avatar)

[Van]

How big do you want it? :rip:

Zindy: GRANTED! (see CT)

100x150 good?

EDIT: oh god I mean 150x100 :V

[Psion]

EDIT: oh god I mean 150x100 :V

Unacceptable. Avatar limits for mature users extended to 149x99. :V

As for a proper administration, we shall see.

[jok3r]

i want powers. teleportation would be best.

[Magic Stagstation]

I'd actually just like some stability, a proper administration, etc.

I wonder if I could do that...
Nah, probably not without causing riots.

[Psion]

Okay, so, I'll probably continue to fuck around with the Admin CP for benevolent pursuits or things that make me laugh (encouraging you to do the same, whichever of you have powers) but we should probably get some order going...

Proposed rules:
1) Post your topic in the relevant board (serious for serious, meta for meta, etc.)
2) Don't post porn outside of mature.
3) have fun and remember 2 make friends!!!!!!! :V

Also, an actual moderating staff might help. So uh...whoever you think would be worthy, post here. I guess.

And I'm de-admining Stag Station. I dunno why. Seems like a good decision.

THE PROFIT SPEAKS

[Zindaras]

Zindy: GRANTED! (see CT and avatar)

I am humbled.

Now give me mod powers. >.>

[Cee Pee]

An avatar of Goldmember would make more sense. >_>

[Zindaras]

No. I'm Austin Powers, baby.

[Shadow]

I think we should cut back on the amount of admins since I don't think we need that many.

Then have some mods to just watch the boards and stuff.

[Psion]

EDIT: Or alternatively, make an admin group where I am essentially just a mod (give me a blue name like mods!) but I can also edit users (so I can occasionally change avatars, names, or signatures) if it's possible to do that. I'll fool around with it sometime after work tonight and see if I can make a group like that.

This sounds good. I'm looking into it at the moment, shouldn't be too hard to coordinate.

EDIT: I think I worked it out. "Supermoderators" look and act the same as normal mods, but have power to change user's profiles and all, which means you have access to certain areas of the Admin CP. Hopefully it works right -- try it out.

[Fonzy]

GRANTED!

:(

[Psion]

:(

EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Fonzy]

EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Hey it's just like my avatar 5 years ago!

[Psion]

What can I say, I'm a little nostalgic.

[Psion]

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ADMIN POWERS

See thread in Staff Lounge.

[.Rikku.]

I would like my powers back.

[Zerg]

Please grant me powers to make witty posts in times of mass retardation like these.

[Zindaras]

Please grant me powers to make witty posts in times of mass retardation like these.

I'd say you'd be best off asking God for that.

[Zerg]

I'd say you'd be best off asking God for that.
Is that another way of saying "this could have been a PM"?

[Zindaras]

Is that another way of saying "this could have been a PM"?

I don't know if God has a PM box.

Also, I predict somebody will either change some member's name to God or create a God account for this.

[Psion]

Also, I predict somebody will either change some member's name to God or create a God account for this.

http://wut.ca/member.php?u=80

DIVINE INTERVENTION!

[Van]

Psion you bastard, I'm still stuck within my 80x80 prison! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v174/VA_Ninja/emot-argh.gif

Also, I learned that if you submit an avy bigger than the limits, it'll automatically be resized :V

[Psion]

Psion you bastard, I'm still stuck within my 80x80 prison! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v174/VA_Ninja/emot-argh.gif

Uh... working on it.

[Kant]

I want a coloured name.

Nothing more, nothing less.

[.Rikku.]

Can we be allowed to use moving avatars please?

[Caldera42]

Can we be allowed to use moving avatars please?Moving avatars are worse than pedobear avatars.

[.Rikku.]

Moving avatars are worse than pedobear avatars.
My moving avatar is pretty funny though.

[Cara]

My moving avatar is pretty funny though.

The first ten times.

Then we have to see it a thousand more.

[Captain Piano]

May I have mature access please?

[Cee Pee]

May I have mature access please?
Mature access requires the ability to read.
:juggle:

[Van]

Was I temporarily a mod? I refreshed TS after getting back from dinner and I could see the Staff Lounge. Can't see it anymore...weird. Some higher up just screw something up in the admin CP?

[Cee Pee]

I had this too, Psion messed something up. :V

[Psion]

Good ideas.

GRANTED.

The weird usergroup problems have also been fixed, or so I think.

[Quesadilla]

I've got a request. How about animated .gif avatars. I have a collection of black people dancing .gifs, and I need some place to use them.

[Psion]

I thought I'd already enabled animated avatars (and looking in the CP, I'm correct). Try now and see if it works.

[Quesadilla]

Hm, it won't play. :(

[Purser The Guy]

Re: Please give me mature access.

[Naga]

Can I have a new CT?

[Psion]

Granted.

[Naga]

Granted.

Yeee.

[mrs_bun]

:rofl:

[Naga]

Why aren't I a mod?

[Shadow]

Why aren't I a mod?

Cause JB is too lazy to do it.

JB, give me admin powers and I'll figure it out.

[LegendShark]

I suggest that someone give me a really cool CT.

[Crouch]

So what's the deal with Titles here anyways?

[Van]

So what's the deal with Titles here anyways?

Get a new title every 100 posts up until 1,000, then you get to set your own title after 1,336 posts

[Clem]

Suggestion; Make me a mod in the MTG section of the boards. That would be a good idea.

[mrs_bun]

Get a new title every 100 posts up until 1,000, then you get to set your own title after 1,336 posts

:V

Also what Guile?

[jimbyob]

Guile is also the name of a magic the gathering card and it costs 3UUU

[mrs_bun]

I know that? I meant what @ make guild a mod.

[Crouch]

Suggestion; Make me a mod in the MTG section of the boards. That would be a good idea.

If anyone should be an MTG mod, it should be me. But that'll never happen.

[Van]

If anyone should be an MTG mod, it should be me. But that'll never happen.

Our mod positions are pretty much handed out arbitrarily, or were given out to anyone who asked. Wait for a meltdown and then ask an admin for powers "for the lulz :V" and you should be moderating things in no time.

Lord knows that if anyone should be a moderator of Mature, it should be me. It was my fucking idea after all. And who is our current mature mod? Naga? He just turned 18 a few months ago :V

[Naga]

Our mod positions are pretty much handed out arbitrarily, or were given out to anyone who asked. Wait for a meltdown and then ask an admin for powers "for the lulz :V" and you should be moderating things in no time.

Lord knows that if anyone should be a moderator of Mature, it should be me. It was my fucking idea after all. And who is our current mature mod? Naga? He just turned 18 a few months ago :V

I asked to be taken down from that a while ago.

and :V.

I think we all know being 18 is not an actual requirement. Hell, I was in mature when I was 14.

[.Rikku.]

Can someone de-mod Cara? She gave me a whole bunch of bullshit infractions for no reason. And plus she can't count. She gave me 6 when she said in my first infraction that she was going to give me 3.

[Shadow]

Was on of the infractions for mention Tara Reid exists?

[Zerg]

What do you have to do to get one, anyway? Post goatse?

(Also, who cares? Well, other than Rikku? :V)

[Van]

What do you have to do to get one, anyway? Post goatse?

(Also, who cares? Well, other than Rikku? :V)

Goatse outside of Mature :V

[.Rikku.]

What do you have to do to get one, anyway? Post goatse?

(Also, who cares? Well, other than Rikku? :V)
All you have to do is be black on an all white and Asian forum.

[Zerg]

All you have to do is be black on an all white and Asian forum.White and Asian forum?

That's kinda redundant, considering whites and asians are the only people who use the Internet anyway :V

[Van]

All you have to do is be black on an all white and Asian forum.

Are you implying that you are black and that you got an infraction because of racist mods?

:V

[.Rikku.]

Are you implying that you are black and that you got an infraction because of racist mods?

:V
Yes, and because Cara is a total bitch.

[Cee Pee]

Sounds like a reason to me. Maybe not a good one, but still.

Also, I don't think infractions do anything(?), so why care about them?

[.Rikku.]

If i get to many of them I will get restricted access until they expires.

[Van]

Yes, and because Cara is on her period, so she is being a total bitch to me for no reason.

i had no idea you were black :V

And I've never heard Cara talk about her periods, so she's got a one up on you for that one :V

[Cee Pee]

God has 42 of them, I think. Dunno what restricted access would imply. :/

[Van]

42I have suddenly found meaning.

[.Rikku.]

i had no idea you were black :V

And I've never heard Cara talk about her periods, so she's got a one up on you for that one :V

orly

[Cara]

Yes, and because Cara is a total bitch.

Sorry, posting tits not in mature isn't smart. I was going to give you nine infraction points, but I was lazy.

[Zerg]

I'm sure when the forum gets sufficiently dead, TCM will admin me.

I'll make it all better :V

[Van]

Like...


not really ban necessary. I mean, it was kinda annoying, but it lasted what? 6 posts?


So in conclusion admin me :V

[LegendShark]

Mod me.

[Cee Pee]

Admin Zerg. It's the only logical solution.

[.Rikku.]

We should all get admin the hour before wut.ca expires.

[Cloneysocks]

Admin Dullahan when we need to stir things up, he has a good sense for meltdowns.

[Cara]

I'll fix the forums.

[Juliette]

How are they broken? Or is that just your campaign slogan?

[.Rikku.]

:nono:NO:nono:

[Juliette]

John McCain, I take it?

[Cara]

John McCain, I take it?

No. I give hope. :nono:NO:nono:

Yes, because I infract you for posting porn outside of mature, I am not a good admin. Makes perfect sense.

[Juliette]

I was directing that comment at Rikku's "No We Can't" slogan.

[.Rikku.]

Yes, because I infract you for posting porn outside of mature, I am not a good admin. Makes perfect sense.
No, it's because your a dirty jew.:rolleyes: //

[Avedomni]

We for one welcome our new Discordian mistress.

[Juliette]

Your other half was a good admin.

[Cara]

To be honest, I only want to do three things:
A) Kill the Firmament.

B) Delete all stupid big avatars.

C) Stop letting people upload avatars greater then 80px tall.

[Dullahan]

I support this idea...


...as long as my name can be orange again. :)

[Van]

To be honest, I only want to do three things:
A) Kill the Firmament.

B) Delete all stupid big avatars.

C) Stop letting people upload avatars greater then 80px tall.

Also moar smileys :V

[Zerg]

To be honest, I only want to do three things:
A) Kill the Firmament.

B) Delete all stupid big avatars.

C) Stop letting people upload avatars greater then 80px tall.D) Add :thrust: :emo:... and uh... whatever else we're missing? :tumbleweed:? and you have my full support!











...who am I kidding, deleting huge avatars already gets my full support :V

[Cara]

Sure, lets give me FTP access too. Why aren't I hosting this shithole on my space?

[mrs_bun]

Proposition passes with only 3/5 of a vote dissenting! :D

[Cee Pee]

Sure, lets give me FTP access too. Why aren't I hosting this shithole on my space?
AFFAIK, uploading smilies doesn't require FTP access (although it's much better than web form upload).
Also, you'll have to bribe JB to give you the vBulletin license. :V

Though some more adminning on the forum would make sense.

[mrs_bun]

Admin Cara. Cara pisses me off like every day for no reason an I still think she should be admin.

[mrs_bun]

I think me never ever being admin again is the clear moral of this thread, though.

[Zerg]

No, and I think you should admin me.

[Van]

No, and I think you should admin me.

You visit the source once a week and then post less than 20 words total before lurking again. Half of those words are "lawl" or "admin me" :V

[.Rikku.]

make me an admin

[Dullahan]

make me an admin

:emo:

[Kedster]

At least don't tell me my actual CT is "Prole", then I think I'd have to kill my alter ego altogether.

[Naga]

I think CTs should be free to choose.

FREEEDOM

[Regret]

Can I have "batshit insane" back?

[Purple_Shrimp]

I think CTs should be free to choose.

FREEEDOM

I thoroughly concur.

[Fonzy]

Guys, guys, all you have to do is make 1337 posts.

Oh shit I bet Kedi will read that as a challenge.

[Cee Pee]

We could of course lower that limit.

[Shadow]

Why does any of this matter?

[Cee Pee]

Because people think their e-peen will grow bigger when they have their own text under their name.

[Cloneysocks]

I say allow them, but disable ones over 45 characters so they don't make pages sidescroll.

[Dullahan]

Because people think their e-peen will grow bigger when they have their own text under their name.

Wait, it doesnt?



:cry:

[Naga]

My Epeen is already pretty big. That should be my CT

[Cara]

Just because it's been a few months since the last thread.

[jok3r]

lol.

[mrs_bun]

text

[Tony3]

I like how this was taken seriously.



P.S. mod me.

[mrs_bun]

admin me

[Tony3]

As funny as that would probably end up being, voting no. No content is better than another Bun-Shady bitching war.

[Naga]

admin rikku

[Sven_v2.0_LITE]

Admin Vinny.

[Zerg]

Zerg admin

[Fonzy]

EVERYBODY ADMIN!

[Zerg]

http://www.videogames.net.au/images/zerg-base-under-attack-in-starcraft-21.jpg

[Van]

THISISGAME.com

[LegendShark]

mad me

[mrs_bun]

hay

mod me if you dare

[Naga]

I would mod bun.

[jok3r]

she can't be a more useless mod than i am. if not for almost editting posts half the time (trying to quote), I'd forget i was a mod. also, infarctions that are starting to bore me already.

[mrs_bun]

ive got plenty of bounce yo

[Tony3]

you guys are asking for a meltdown, you realize right?

[Shadow]

guess who i am: i give a fuck about this forum and my name is tony

[Tony3]

oh har har. just saying, people tend to bitch when they get rage banned, and it's bound to happen.


also, shadow still is a bitch. lawlawlawl

[LegendShark]

you guys are asking for a meltdown, you realize right?

The only thing that keeps this forum semi active is the possibility of encountering a meltdown, you realize right?

[Tony3]

Okay, I'll concede that point.

Mod me.

[jok3r]

guess who i am: i give a fuck about this forum and my name is tony

LS?

[Shadow]

LS?

ding ding ding and we have a winner!

[mrs_bun]

lol

[Tony3]

why do we have moderators again?

[jok3r]

why do we have moderators again?

meltdowns.

[Naga]

Unmod me.

[Cee Pee]

Unmod me.
Un-GM'd.

[mrs_bun]

no succedsssss

[Tony3]

admin me

i say do it.

productivity!

[mrs_bun]

im just saying

the last two times worked brilliantly :teach:

observe my successful typing of :teach:

i have also received one box of aids from shady, as well as plus teas butthole, and one van porn

[mrs_bun]

and cara tits.

my resume speaks for itself

[Keeper]

lmao you people still exist

[LegendShark]

we are the cockroaches of the internet

[Van]

im just saying

the last two times worked brilliantly :teach:

observe my successful typing of :teach:

i have also received one box of aids from shady, as well as plus teas butthole, and one van porn

you had aids before shady, poz T showed his butt to everyone, and a buncha old men on xtube have porn of me jerking off.

See I follow up on fact-checking with resumes I'm sorry but we can't hire you right now.:getout:

[Shadow]

you had aids before shady, poz T showed his butt to everyone, and a buncha old men on xtube have porn of me jerking off.

See I follow up on fact-checking with resumes I'm sorry but we can't hire you right now.:getout:

This was probably a good life decision.

[Van]

This was probably a good life decision.

most of my life decisions were.