Lord Yawgmoth Mafia - Town Wins

[PariahKing]

Lord Yawgmoth Mafia

This is the story of a young man. A young man who allegedly had a mental disorder. But it wasn't so. He was merely was misunderstood by his peers.

And made the mistake of visiting The Source one day.

He thought it was just a Woodenmarble offshoot. How wrong he was. He was sickened to find that most of the posters on The Source were sex offenders, locked away for their crimes against children and humanity.

Most of the Sourcers were barbarians. They spent their times making jokes about how they enjoy ripping the kidneys out the nostrils of homosexuals. They also tried to identify if anyone on the forum was black. If they were, they were hunted down and called various racial epithets. Any discovered black was not allowed to use the main forum for posting - they were only allowed in random general, not serious.

Lord Yawgmoth was appalled by this, and expressed his beliefs in the equality of all men. The Source posters grew enraged and called for his head. One tried to plead for temperance, "At least he is sexist," but the other posters killed and ate him due to his large, bulky nature. (No one really liked Pfisiar, anyway...)

And so it began.

Players
1. Naga
2. JeremyBanks
3. Fluke Hawkins
4. Kant
5. SizzlingStapleCider
7. Sven v2.0 Lite
10. ShadyPhoenix
11. MoD
12. Zindaras

Dead Players
8. K-Scope: Pfi, Town Aligned Caterer. Lynched Day One.
6. ROFLCOPTER: Jeremy Banks, Town Aligned Efficient Cop. Killed Night One.
9. Shadow: Kant, Town Aligned Watcher. Killed Night One.
7. Sven v2.0 Lite: Lord Urza, Town Aligned Fountain Watch

RED is town.
BLUE is self aligned. (SKs, etc)
GREEN is mafia aligned
PURPLE is cult aligned


Replacements
1. cp

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Rules:

* Do not post until the backup mod does. This way, when the head GO becomes inactive, the backup has the updated list on the second post of the first page.
* Bold your votes and put them in the following format: Vote: Someone. If you want to change a vote, post Unvote. You do not need to vote for someone else if you unvote. If you quote someone else's vote, it does not count.
If you do not bold your vote, it will not be counted.
* Executions will require a simple majority of votes. Once a player has reached the necessary majority, his pleas are useless and any attempts to unvote will be unheeded.
* In case of a tie, the deadline will be extended by 24 hours and you can only vote for the players that are tied. If the votes are still tied after that, there will be a no-lynch.
[This is the standard rule, you may alter this rule to the rule you prefer]
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You can only make one more post and it must not contain any game-relevant information whatsoever.
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[Shadow]

How can I not be in this? :V

[ROFLCOPTER]

lol.

[MoD]

/in

[PariahKing]

Screw it, 11 players is enough. :V

[PariahKing]

READ FOOLS

Sample Townie Vanilla PM

You are Jant, Town Aligned Vanilla.

You have no abilities or powers. (All abilities, if you had them, target unless they say they don't. But you don't have any.)

You are with the town and root for medium sized businesses.

Sending PMs...

[Cee Pee]

Vote: Jant

(Still in as replacement, btw, as my life fails)

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

Vote: Kant

[PariahKing]

It was a dark and stormy night.

The perfect night for the Sourcites to begin their wicked plans.

They soon decided the best way to try and kill the hiding Lord Yawgmoth was pagan sacrifice. Each day, they would vote on who sucked the most. That person would be murdered corporately by the town, and the sacrificed victim would act as a plea to The Source's patron diety - Gzod - to drop a meteorite on Lord Yawgmoth...

It is now Day One.

With 12 players, it will be 7 to lynch.

Deadline: 5 Days From This Post

[PariahKing]

Vote Count:

Kant (1): K-Scope

7 to lynch.

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

Vote: Kant

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

Apparantly, I am late.

[PariahKing]

I put it up there before you could, knowing how you would vote in advance.

[Zindaras]

I am currently really really annoyed, so I fail to have any patience for people with all caps names.

Vote: ROFLCOPTER

[Zindaras]

Why the hell is nobody posting? Lurking scumbags.

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

I'm glad people with little patience have trouble writing my name.

[Tee See Em]

I'm in Toronto for the first time in five months, and I'm only here until monday, so please excuse me if I'm pretty inactive until Monday.

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

I don't know what to post!You succeeded.

Time for a happy dance :dance:

[PariahKing]

Highly Unnecessary Vote Count:

Kant (1): K-Scope
ROFLCOPTER (1): Zindaras

7 to lynch.

[Zindaras]

I'm glad people with little patience have trouble writing my name.

I can do copy-paste, nitwit.

Look:

Unvote, Vote: KaleiÐoscøpe

[Zindaras]

I don't know what to post!

Stuff!

Shady is obviously town because he's posting.

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

I can do copy-paste, nitwit.

Look:

Unvote, Vote: KaleiÐoscøpeOH NOES U R COOLED DOWN :V

[PariahKing]

Exceptionally Unnecessary Vote Count:

Kant (1): K-Scope
K-Scope (1): Zindaras

7 to lynch.

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

You guys are from the same place!:huh:

[Zindaras]

You guys are from the same place!

I would like to point this post out to other people as good content. This is good content. This will help us catch the scumz.

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

Oh, you mean Townieville


Yup

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

I would like to point this post out to other people as good content. This is good content. This will help us catch the scumz.YA SRSLY

KANTLYNCH NOW PLZ

[Zindaras]

Exceptionally Unnecessary Vote Count:

Kant (1): K-Scope
K-Scope (1): Zindaras

7 to lynch.

I am not voting this K-Scope person. I am voting KaleiÐoscøpe. I demand rectification.

[Zindaras]

Oh, you mean Townieville


Yup

Hell yeah. High-five!

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

Page 2 and no kantlynch?

Disturbing.

[PariahKing]

Super Exceptionally Unnecessary Vote Count:

Kant (1): K-Scope
K-Scope (1): Zindaras

7 to lynch.

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

Oh, you tease

[Zindaras]

D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:

Unvote, Vote: PariahKing

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

Now we wait for you to explode

[PariahKing]

I am not voting this K-Scope person. I am voting KaleiÐoscøpe. I demand rectification.D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:

Unvote, Vote: PariahKingNecessary Vote Count:

Kant (1): K-Scope
Zindaras (1): Zindaras

7 to lynch.

[Zindaras]

...

You are incompetent.

I request a forced replacement of the mod.

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

Unvote
Vote: Sithdaras

Quicklynch

[PariahKing]

Modkill: Zindaras

He was a total idiot. Thus - his role let him portray himself.

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

Shady, roleclaim plz

[PariahKing]

Vote Count:

Zindaras (3): K-Scope, Zindaras, PK

7 to lynch.

[Zindaras]

I'm really high so I can't really decide if you guys are just bored and spamming or if this is an elaborate ruse designed to throw someone off your tracks.

I am really annoyed and this is my way of managing my anger. I could also play some Wii Sports or something but this is better because this way I can make other people feel bad too.

[Zindaras]

Unvote, Vote: KaleiÐoscøpe

Bandwagoning scum.

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

I am really annoyed and this is my way of managing my anger. I could also play some Wii Sports or something but this is better because this way I can make other people feel bad too.Your attempts were weak ones so far...

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

I am a level 8 elf bard.:rofl:

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

Unvote, Vote: KaleiÐoscøpe

Bandwagoning scum.ohshi-

you got me.

[Zindaras]

Your attempts were weak ones so far...

Depends on what I was attempting. I was attempting to reduce my stress. I have managed this somewhat.

Also, after PSV-AZ, I don't think there is a single non-frustrated PSV-fan in this world.

[PariahKing]

Vote Count:

Zindaras (3): K-Scope, Zindaras, PK

7 to lynch.:)

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

Depends on what I was attempting. I was attempting to reduce my stress. I have managed this somewhat.

Also, after PSV-AZ, I don't think there is a single non-frustrated PSV-fan in this world.I missed it. Fill me in.

[PariahKing]

Actual Serious Real Vote Count:

Zindaras (1): K-Scope
K-Scope (1): Zindaras

7 to lynch.

[Sven_v2.0_LITE]

Hay guise wuts goin on in this thread

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

Hay guise wuts goin on in this threadStuff and Stuff

But mostly Stuff

[Zindaras]

I missed it. Fill me in.

Salcido screwed up and gave AZ a corner and they made 0-1. Then Brechet touched de Zeeuw in the penalty area, de Zeeuw goes down like he was shot and AZ gets a penalty. Isaksson saves but in the rebound AZ scores because Marcellis touches the ball so Isaksson can't get behind it and even so it almost goes wide. PSV wasn't great but they actually created some chances and they managed to get back to 2-2 in the end. AZ had one chance they actually created, in the 75th minute. I am mostly annoyed because everybody's acting like AZ was playing so friggin' well while they were utter crap: El Hamdaoui didn't touch the ball once. PSV had them under utter control.

[Zindaras]

Hay guise wuts goin on in this thread

Important stuff. Stuff your pitiful mind can't handle. It's not very light.

[Zindaras]

There is not enough posting going on in this thread.

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

Salcido screwed up and gave AZ a corner and they made 0-1. Then Brechet touched de Zeeuw in the penalty area, de Zeeuw goes down like he was shot and AZ gets a penalty. Isaksson saves but in the rebound AZ scores because Marcellis touches the ball so Isaksson can't get behind it and even so it almost goes wide. PSV wasn't great but they actually created some chances and they managed to get back to 2-2 in the end. AZ had one chance they actually created, in the 75th minute. I am mostly annoyed because everybody's acting like AZ was playing so friggin' well while they were utter crap: El Hamdaoui didn't touch the ball once. PSV had them under utter control.I guess that explains why my dad wasn't notifying the match when he came home. :p

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

There is not enough posting going on in this thread.INORITE

[Zindaras]

Also, I think the use of the word "guise" by Sven is rather weird. I'd say only a scumbag would be interested in guises here.

[PariahKing]

If I was a player, this game would be far more active and involve a PK v. Zin post war.

But sadly - it does not.

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

:: offers knife ::

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

:: creates fictional images, mana pools and cardboard crack ::

[PariahKing]

Is a knife some kind of seedy drug?

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

Only if you lean back

[Sven_v2.0_LITE]

So is there any chance for actual discussion about the mafia game?

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

Why don't you make a jolly start for us?

[PariahKing]

Yes. Eventually, someone will screw up and the tone will shift from jokery to a serious game with mild jokery.

Odd for your moderator to say this, but, I need to ensure this doesn't degenerate total stupidity. :V

[Zindaras]

If I was a player, this game would be far more active and involve a PK v. Zin post war.

But sadly - it does not.

Yes, yes it would. It would be huge, and then we'd all give up after a week or so and we'd go back to very little activity.

Yes. Eventually, someone will screw up and the tone will shift from jokery to a serious game with mild jokery.

Odd for your moderator to say this, but, I need to ensure this doesn't degenerate total stupidity. :V

...

This is the Source, right?

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

I agree... when are we taking bets for cancelling?

[PariahKing]

...

This is the Source, right?SHUT UP AND PLAY PEON

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

I play magic

: pumpkin :

[Zindaras]

I agree... when are we taking bets for cancelling?

We can take bets now. I would say that the odds of this finishing are about 1000 to 1.

Except if by finishing you mean "PK gets annoyed and modkills everybody, then declares himself winner".

[SizzlingStapleCider]

Is a knife some kind of seedy drug?

I bet it is. Very indicative, methinks!

Vote: KaleiÐoscøpe

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

In the next... two weeks?

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

I bet it is. Very indicative, methinks!

Vote: KaleiÐoscøpeConspiracy!

And Heresy!

[Sven_v2.0_LITE]

Conspiracy!

And Heresy!
MURDER! INSANITY! DEATH!!

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

MURDER! INSANITY! DEATH!!BURN THE WITCH!

[Kant]

÷÷÷÷. ÷÷÷÷. ÷÷÷÷.
Mother mother ÷÷÷÷. Mother mother ÷÷÷÷ ÷÷÷÷. Mother ÷÷÷÷ mother ÷÷÷÷.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'
<>
15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what.

[Kant]

Reading the thread, it looks like a bunch of people bullshitting around. I'm going to go for vote:K-Scope, just because I want to get on to having actual information instead of bullshit.

[Shadow]

Can somebody condense the spam that is most of this game so far into a couple of sentences please?

[PariahKing]

Vote Count of the Real:

K-Scope (3): Zindaras, SizzlingStapleCider, Kant
Zindaras (1): K-Scope

7 to lynch.

[PariahKing]

i will b tryin' to kp up with dis thread but i jus realiz'd how beehind i wuz so bears with me see the fun gamz i post'd

[PariahKing]

2 clafiy game iz not cancel

[Fluke Hawkins]

Reading the thread, it looks like a bunch of people bullshitting around. I'm going to go for vote:K-Scope, just because I want to get on to having actual information instead of bullshit.

This. Vote: K-scope for moving the game along.

[Naga]

See, there isn't really a reason to vote for K-Scope, and now we have all these people jumpping on the bandwagon. I don't blame Zindie, because, well, when there are two people posting, not much else to do. Kant's reasoning makes sense, and i believe him. He might as well just picked randomly (public Player get randomPlayer() { return Kant; } =D), but since Zid's vote is there, it furthers his cause.

But Fluke?

[MoD]

÷÷÷÷. ÷÷÷÷. ÷÷÷÷.
Mother mother ÷÷÷÷. Mother mother ÷÷÷÷ ÷÷÷÷. Mother ÷÷÷÷ mother ÷÷÷÷.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'
<>
15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what.

Vote: Kant for this bullshit.

[PariahKing]

Unneeded Vote Count

K-Scope (4): Zindaras, SizzingStapleCider, Kant, FlukeHawkins
Zindaras (1): K-Scope
Kant (1): MoD

7 to lynch.

[ROFLCOPTER]

Vote: SizzingStapleCider

Your name could almost be an alliterated name. You should have spelled Cider with an S.

Btw, I work Friday and Saturday nights so forgive me if I haven't posted yet.

[Fluke Hawkins]

See, there isn't really a reason to vote for K-Scope, and now we have all these people jumpping on the bandwagon. I don't blame Zindie, because, well, when there are two people posting, not much else to do. Kant's reasoning makes sense, and i believe him. He might as well just picked randomly (public Player get randomPlayer() { return Kant; } =D), but since Zid's vote is there, it furthers his cause.

But Fluke?

First lynch in all the games I've played in is either random or takes two weeks for somebody to slip up in. I perfer the latter, even if it does end up being me.

[Fluke Hawkins]

WAIT former, not latter. :(

[ROFLCOPTER]

Unvote
Vote: Fluke Hawkins

He says we should random vote which mafia wants because it will usually be town. If he is town, then he won't mind being lynched. :V

[SizzlingStapleCider]

Vote: SizzingStapleCider

Your name could almost be an alliterated name. You should have spelled Cider with an S.

Btw, I work Friday and Saturday nights so forgive me if I haven't posted yet.

"Alliteration is the repeated occurrence of a consonant sound at the beginning of several words in the same phrase."

It's still alliteration because of the sound. I prefer the C, in fact, and think it makes it better.

And since the first round is random: Unvote, Vote ROFLCOPTER.

YEAH, WHAT NOW PUNK?!?!

PS: If we want to throw logic in, if we have to kick someone out randomly, it should be the person who has admitted to limited availability. :V

[Fluke Hawkins]

Ok, so since I favor getting something done, that clearly makes me scum. And since the percentages run 75/25 town/mafia usually, yeah, that's how the numbers usually roll. This doesn't make me scum, and any first vote is always random unless somebody ÷÷÷÷s themselves over royally. I just want to move on so we can get to the actual meat of the game.

[Shadow]

Why are you being so defensive?

[Fluke Hawkins]

Forogt the levity-fying :V smiley, also, it seems like every time I try to move something along, I get called out for scum. Mainly I still suck at this, though. You'd think two years of this and I'd pick up on it.

[Naga]

Forogt the levity-fying :V smiley, also, it seems like every time I try to move something along, I get called out for scum. Mainly I still suck at this, though. You'd think two years of this and I'd pick up on it.

Hey, that's not an excuse for scumminess.

[Tee See Em]

Antivote: StaplingStapleCider

His name so is alliterative.

[Tee See Em]

Vote: SizzlignStapleCider

He's so totally scum,.

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

DIDIWinyet?

Vote: Kant

[Kedster]

oh man i just read this thread title and wish i could play : (This.

I choked on tea reading the title.

[Tee See Em]

Vote: SizzlignStapleCider

He's so totally scum,.
Unvote

Was drunk.

[Naga]

Non-mafia players: GTFO

[ROFLCOPTER]

Forogt the levity-fying :V smiley, also, it seems like every time I try to move something along, I get called out for scum. Mainly I still suck at this, though. You'd think two years of this and I'd pick up on it.

But you don't mind being lynched. Therefore, I voted you.

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

Where is my kantwagon

[PariahKing]

oh man i just read this thread title and wish i could play : (Whenever the first person who requests to be replaced arrives, I will have you replace them. :V

Also: Spam deleted.

[Shadow]

PK tally the votes. :mad:

[PariahKing]

Needed Vote Count

K-Scope (4): Zindaras, SizzingStapleCider, Kant, FlukeHawkins
Kant (2): MoD, K-Scope
FlukeHawkins (1): ROFLCOPTER
ROFLCOPTER (1): SizzlingStapleCider

7 to lynch, 6 or so days to do it.

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

I'm in the lead!

[MoD]

Well. I agree with Fluke, actually. This is ÷÷÷÷ing stupid right now, it's just a bunch of spam and no substance. For the sake of moving on, I Unvote, and Vote: K-Scope, and I suggest that more people do the same so we can get out of day one.

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

Fine, I'll claim... I'm Pfi, and motivate people.

Go town go! :dance:

[ROFLCOPTER]

Pfi is depressing. So i disbelieve your claim.

Unvote
Vote: K-Scope

[Naga]

Ending the day

Vote: K-scope

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

Bummer... I lied, but I'm still town XD

[Naga]

Bummer... I lied, but I'm still town XD

LYNCH ALL LIARS LYNCH ALL LIARS LYNCH ALL LIARS LYNCH ALL LIARS

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

Lynching dead players is a bad idea ;)

[ROFLCOPTER]

I just sent PK a PM. Let's see how long it takes for him to come and tell us that K-Scope is town.

[PariahKing]

The town views the flesh of K-Scope.

"He is so wide...and juicy! He will last us years!"

"I thought we already ate him..."

"No, no...he survived, just too much to consume at once!"

"SACRIFICE HIM TO THE DARK GODS OF THE SOURCE..."

Lord Yawgmoth, from a distance, watched in horror as Pfisiar was eaten alive. The only thing remaining, his bones, were handed out to be used as sex toys. An orgy of all the Sourcites commenced that resulted in the pregnancy of 15. 15 men.

It is now Night 1.

You have 48 hours to send in a night choice.

P.S. K-Scope was Pfisiar, Town Aligned Caterer. You suck at this game.

DON'T POST UNTIL DAY :nono:

[SizzlingStapleCider]

÷÷÷÷

[PariahKing]

DON'T POST @ NIGHT

[PariahKing]

ShadyPhoenix (4:59:23 PM): wat
pariahking88 (4:59:29 PM): wut
ShadyPhoenix (4:59:31 PM): Why not ust lock teh mafia thread
pariahking88 (4:59:47 PM): oh
pariahking88 (4:59:48 PM): ur smart
ShadyPhoenix (4:59:59 PM): But bad at typing

[PariahKing]

send in your night roles

seriously

[PariahKing]

"Hey, what's an efficient cop?"

"A cop more efficient than others, of course."

"But what would that be?"

"...probably a cop that shows the whole town what the victim's alignment was."

"Wouldn't that be broken?"

"...depends on how it worked."

"...oooooh. So if you targeted yourself...?"

"Yeah."

ROFLCOPTER was Jeremy Banks, Town Aligned Efficient Cop.

"Huh. I never knew Jeremy was the kind to off himself."

*Bang*

Gunshots go off in the air. Shadow catches one in his mouth, thinking it was candy. He was Kant, Town Aligned Watcher. Upon his death, people noticed he was carrying...a bottle of Vaseline? Ew.

While this was happening, someone dragged away the body of ROFLCOPTER. They had gotten to it first, but that didn't mean it couldn't be...used for the dastardly purposes once dreamed of by the late perpetrator.

Eventually the corpse was found in a sewer, mangled and twisted. The bones had been pulled out of ROFLCOPTER's mouth and the muscles had been gnawed off. It also appeared ROFLCOPTER's corpse had been violated - in 18 different ways. His entire skin was a pale, white color - he had been force fed gallons upon gallons of bleach, in death.

It is now Day 2.

With 9 players, it is 5 to lynch.

Deadline: Week from now.

[PariahKing]

Unlocked thread >>

[Zindaras]

Am I the only one who has noticed something odd about the three deaths we've had so far?

[Zindaras]

So, two deaths. One was a mafia kill, and the other was either a vigilante or serial killer probably, right?

Which was which?

Given the bone/mutilation motif for K-Scope who was obviously townie killed (good job faggots), I'd say it was ROFLCOPTER who was killed by a townie-aligned vigilante, and Shadow was killed by the Mafia.

Looking at the flavour text, the Efficient Cop is nothing more than a Vig. The Efficient Cop shows the target's alignment to the entire town. He kills his target, so he shows his alignment. The whole suicide thing in the flavour text leads me to believe he just killed himself. The gory part that follows indicates, to me, that somebody tried to kill him after he died (he was force-fed bleach in death).

The connection I'm seeing is not flavour. Let's see if somebody else gets it.

[Zindaras]

oh

I'm a retard, move along.

So what would be the point of killing himself? To show everyone that he was town? I'm confused.

Either his role didn't actually tell him it worked this way (which I would expect, given the fact that it's a PK game) and he just tried to investigate himself, or he's really stupid/childish and he felt like suicide.

So this would indicate both a vigilante (ROFL) and an SK? Or something else?

A vig plus some extra killer, or maybe the guy just likes to do stuff with dead people. I don't think we can conclude anything without looking at it for a bit longer.

Is it between all three, or just two of them? Perhaps I'm just extremely terrible at Mafia.

Well, I'm not sure I should really expect anyone to see it. It's an experience thing, and I've spent way too many hours on this game. >.>

[ROFLCOPTER]

Jerk.

[Fluke Hawkins]

Well, damnit. Next question: What is a watcher, and who watches him?

[Kant]

cX's mafia site says that watcher means

The Game Moderator. The Watcher sets reality, runs the games, and details what happens during the day and night. The Game Moderator is impartial, and everything he/she reveals to you will be the truth. (Note: The Watcher may not reveal aspects of your role to you, such as sanity. This is common, and key to the roles, and the only real exception.)

that seems a slight broken, though, so I don't think that's it.

[Zindaras]

cX's mafia site says that watcher means



that seems a slight broken, though, so I don't think that's it.

ILA.

[Kant]

ILA.

I love ass?
I lurch ants?
Ilya Lord Amardian?

[Zindaras]

I laughed audibly. PK and I are trying to popularize that as the new "lol".

In other news, I do love asses. I love to just stroke through all the hair.

[Tee See Em]

I diedes. =[

[PariahKing]

I diedes. =[lrn2read

[Tee See Em]

lrn2read
[/OOC], I guess.

[SizzlingStapleCider]

Gunshots go off in the air. Shadow catches one in his mouth, thinking it was candy. He was Kant, Town Aligned Watcher. Upon his death, people noticed he was carrying...a bottle of Vaseline? Ew.

While this was happening, someone dragged away the body of ROFLCOPTER. They had gotten to it first, but that didn't mean it couldn't be...used for the dastardly purposes once dreamed of by the late perpetrator.
Vaseline implies the watcher wanted to do something sexual. The bolded they then dragged the cop away, and it's implied that they weren't the ones who killed him, but they could still use it for 'dastardly' purposes once dreamed of by the LATE/DEAD perpetrator (person who killed the cop but is dead now, too). That's obviously what the vaseline was for. :rip:

So basically, it seems like the watcher killed the cop, and maybe 'they' are the mafia and killed the watcher. The whole vaseline/necro thing makes the watcher sound like some sort of creep and maybe voyeur?

I still don't get the heavily implied suicide that contradicts my guess though. Nor do I get either the role of the cop or the watcher.

[Tee See Em]

ROFLCOPTER was Jeremy Banks, Town Aligned Efficient Cop.

"Huh. I never knew Jeremy was the kind to off himself."

*Bang*

Gunshots go off in the air. Shadow catches one in his mouth, thinking it was candy. He was Kant, Town Aligned Watcher. Upon his death, people noticed he was carrying...a bottle of Vaseline? Ew.
I don't really understand this. *Bang*

Gunshots go off in the air.If he ROFL killed himself, then presumably there would only be the single shot; which means that either these are two different events or he didn't kill himself. If they are two different events, and there's the second attempt to kill Kant, that means three different night killers. If those two are the same event, does it imply that ROFL killed Shadow while killing himself?

I'm fairly confused at the moment, but I just thought I'd throw that out there.

[SizzlingStapleCider]

Apparent inactivity makes me sad.

[PariahKing]

I will come to the rescue!

ANYONE WHO DOES NOT POST IN 48 HOURS DIES

[SizzlingStapleCider]

Naga, MoD, and Sven haven't posted yet this round.

[Fluke Hawkins]

So PK gets a triple if they don't post.

How awesome would that be if they were the mafia? Town wins by modkill.

[PariahKing]

I will come to the rescue!

ANYONE WHO DOES NOT POST IN 48 HOURS DIES:V

[mrs_bun]

Post!

Wait, I wasn't in any danger here, was I?

[SizzlingStapleCider]

Okay, since this game isn't going anywhere, I'll play my card...

Jeremy shouldn't be confused about the deaths. He should know what's going on because upon investigating him, I found he owns a gun. So he's either the townie with a gun (in which case he's lying) or mafia.

Either way, Vote: Jeremy Banks

[Kant]

I'm going to play my card, and say that Zindaras is a townie. That's all I know, as I'm Tidal Kraken, Mafia investigator.

[Tee See Em]

Okay, since this game isn't going anywhere, I'll play my card...

Jeremy shouldn't be confused about the deaths. He should know what's going on because upon investigating him, I found he owns a gun. So he's either the townie with a gun (in which case he's lying) or mafia.

Either way, Vote: Jeremy BanksOh snap.

Okay, I guess I kind of neat to explain my role now. I'm town aligned, and I have both a kill and an investigation each night; the thing being that I am obligated to use both of them. Having not really anything to go on, I randomly chose to kill ROFL (apparently redundantly), and to investigate Shady, who I discovered to be town-aligned.

I still think it's worded as though ROFL killed Shadow, which I continue to not understand.

[Tee See Em]

I'm going to play my card, and say that Zindaras is a townie. That's all I know, as I'm Tidal Kraken, Mafia investigator.Waithwat. Did we just have a mafia roleclaim?

So is he suicidal/obligated to post that, or is it a forced lie or what?

This game has suddenly gotten so much more interesting!

[mrs_bun]

DON'T POST

sorry (bun)

[SizzlingStapleCider]

Why would mafia need to investigate? Don't they all know who eachother are, or no? I think he's townie and it's just a weird name, unless it's commonplace for mafia to not know who eachother are.

Unless it's to find out special roles to knock them out? Is that likely?

Maybe he's mafia and ®®®®ing with our minds by saying Zind is townie?

Last edit: sorry, nothing has been taken out, all just quick additional thoughts!

[Tee See Em]

Why would mafia need to investigate? Don't they all know who eachother are, or no? I think he's townie and it's just a weird name, unless it's commonplace for mafia to not know who eachother are.

Unless it's to find out special roles to knock them out? Is that likely?
There seem to be a lot of down roles, and probably an SK as well, so perhaps he can get quite some degree of detail about them, which would be useful for mafia.

For now I still think it's more likely that it's a forced lie, however.

[SizzlingStapleCider]

Well, I still don't know you're townie for sure, Jeremy...

Unvote: Jeremy Banks for now...

Forced lie seems plausible, since he bolded it and everything. Unless it's a double fake.

Why can't this be a simple mafia game?!?!

[Kant]

Think about Tidal Kraken. Was TK in any way associated with Lord Yawgmoth?

[Kant]

Also, Mafia investigator.

I investigate the mafia.

[Zindaras]

Ah, yes, I was wondering when this would happen.

The link I saw between all three players were their roles: Caterer, Efficient Cop and Watcher. These are all investigative roles. The Caterer gets results like pizza and donuts and can see what kind of role somebody has, Efficient Cop is a vigging cop and Watcher is somebody who sees who targeted his target.

I think most of us are investigative roles. I think this would be a good time to set up a mass-claim.

[Zindaras]

Why?

We have a lot of information roles. I would expect this information to come together in a nice way. Maybe it would be better to not mass claim, but we'd lose the information of the people who are going to die in night kills.

[Sven_v2.0_LITE]

So with Kant's post, either he's lying, and he and Zindie are both s®®®, or he's telling the truth, and they're both town. If he and Zindie are town, which I'm wagering they are, as Zindie's advocating a mass-claim, I'm mildly suspicious of Shady, who doesn't seem to like the claim idea. Of course, if they're s®®®, then they're s®®®.

[Sven_v2.0_LITE]

Also I don't like that ®®® is censored because it makes the word s®®® annoying.

[Sven_v2.0_LITE]

Well, I couldn't think of many very good reasons for outing ourselves and our roles, as it would just make us vulnerable to night kills if a big picture didn't come together.
Yeah, that's very true. It wasn't a strong suspicion, but I don't really have anything jumping out at me as really suspicious.

[SizzlingStapleCider]

I don't know what you guys should do. All I know is I'm probably ®®®®ed at night.

Roleclaim probably isn't a bad idea, seeing as there are already targets for the mafia to get, so the quicker we find a big picture, the better.

I'm thinking if no more information arises, to vote Shady due to already mentioned suspicion. But more importantly, I want to verify Jeremy's claim since I'm still suspicious of him too. I mean, you'd think the blurb would make sense to Jeremy, but he claims he still doesn't get it.

Voting Jeremy directly might not be a good idea, however, since if we're wrong, we'll lose a power role instead of just a townie.

So yeah, roleclaim or Shady.

[PariahKing]

GAME IS OVER

ZERG IS TO BLAME

SCREW HIM

Although I guess we could do a back up mod...

BUT SCREW ZERG

[PariahKing]

Welllll.....

Because I am merciful, I will send the design file to a 3rd party, and they'll finish the game!

[PariahKing]

ROFLCOPTER is the new mod! :V

I'll PM him my email, he'll then run the game - because I said so.

Shady - give him mod powers so this task is accomplished.

[Naga]

Well, I can kind of verify his claim.

I'm Randy "Macho Man" Savage, Town Aligned Tracker. He was right in saying that I'm a townie, but I suppose that doesn't necessarily preclude him from being mafia.

However, I think it's scummy that you're suggesting lynching me on rather flimsy evidence. Why would no new information arise? It's not like there's any extreme time limit, there's still plenty of time for people to post and discuss various information. Having a mafia-aligned role-finding role isn't too out of the question.

Also, I saw that Naga targeted Fluke last night. Because nothing ill happened to Fluke, it's safe to assume that Naga's role is something else.

Naga?

I bear news that will be shocking.

First of all, I am PariahKing, Town-Aligned Cult Ingestigator. That means there is a cult, on top of mafia, or possibly instead of? My role doesn't give me any clues to this conundrum.

Fluke is not a cult member.

[SizzlingStapleCider]

I revoke my suggestion Shady, in lieu of the new information.

It wasn't just the suspicion, Shady. There was some practicality to it. But you're obviously right: the game is still moving along.

[Naga]

Huh. Odd.

This game just got harder :(

Of course, this is saying nothing of Fluke being a townie.

[SizzlingStapleCider]

Re:cult

Maybe it's a cult to Lord Yawgmoth? Naga's post he was a cult investigator probably means he's not a cult member, since they probably wouldn't want to reveal themselves. Further assessment of mafia plausibility: is it plausible mafia would have a cult investigator role, and he's lying about being townie? Or he's making it up and the mafia knows about the cult from the start? Seems a little unlikely to me, but just throwing the possibility out there. Oh, most sinisterly: there is no cult and mafia is trying to stir up ♥♥♥♥. THIS IS ALL PROBABLY JUST PARANOIA

The mutilation of ROFL (not to mention apparent suicide?) makes it seem like he was killed by the cult... does this implicate Jeremy? (I don't know if you can tell or not, but I'm still suspicious of him! Ha!)

[MoD]

wtf.

Okay, so... basically ♥♥ once again demonstrates his ability to create mafia games that completely fuck the minds of all participants. Let's see here...

JB does seem pretty suspicious, for the aforementioned reasons... however, his defense makes me want to hold off on killing him for now.

I also don't want to lynch Shady, mostly because I agree that a mass roleclaim on the second turn is a bad idea.

I'm a little suspicious of SizzlingStapleCider for his eagerness to lynch somebody without significant evidence.

The cult investigator role throws an entirely different wrench into the game. My first instinct is to be suspicious of this claim because of the small number of players in this game. Though, the thought that the cult may be completely replacing the mafia is very interesting, and I would definitely not put it past ♥♥ to fuck with us even more.

Without saying anything about my role (it's been established that most everyone has investigative-type roles), Fluke carries panties around with him.

Thoughts, anyone?

[MoD]

God damnit why is P K filtered?

Also I'd like to apologize for my inactivity yesterday... busy day at school, you all understand, I'm sure.

[Zindaras]

Cult Investigator could mean there's a Mafia, a Cult&Mafia, or even just a Cult.

I have potentially incriminating evidence regarding MoD. Combined with my actual suspicions, I think he needs to claim. For the rest, I would like to note how almost all of us have already claimed, so it might just be a good idea to just finish the claim.

[MoD]

Bah. Alright, why the hell not.

I am ShadyPhoenix, Town-alligned Burglar. I'm able to steal something from one person every night, and also piss in their milk. Since I'm a burglar, I come up evil in investigations (the PM specifically used the word "evil"... not mafia or cult). I robbed Fluke last night, and stole from him a pair of panties. I don't know what this could mean.

I realize this sounds sketchy, which is why I didn't want to claim. Make of it what you will.

[Kant]

Wouldn't that mean that Fluke is a woman?

Or a woman in a man's body?

So Fluke has to be .girl...

[ROFLCOPTER]

ROFLCOPTER is the new mod!

I'll PM him my email, he'll then run the game - because I said so.

Shady - give him mod powers so this task is accomplished.

:V

[Tee See Em]

I'd like to throw it out there that if you don't decide to kill me I could use a suggestion for who to kill at night as well, or maybe I could just go for whomever has the second-most votes. I guess investigate too. :V

[SizzlingStapleCider]

You still smell scummy, Jeremy. But that is useful...

Just out of curiousity, MoD, do you own a gun?

[MoD]

Wouldn't that mean that Fluke is a woman?

Or a woman in a man's body?

So Fluke has to be .girl...

That makes sense. Lawls @ man's body.

You still smell scummy, Jeremy. But that is useful...

Just out of curiousity, MoD, do you own a gun?

I don't know, ♥♥ didn't tell me. :V

[Shadow]

Ronning has a gun...!

[SizzlingStapleCider]

Oh, okay. I was just wondering since I can only investigate gun ownership and was curious how many guns ♥♥ threw around to make my role more confusing.

[Fluke Hawkins]

Wouldn't that mean that Fluke is a woman?

Or a woman in a man's body?

So Fluke has to be .girl...

Close, but not quite. I am a woman, but I'm not .girl.

I am Miss Bun, Town aligned Meter Maid.

Its like a cop, but instead of seeing what a person is, I see how powerful they are on a scale of 1-10.

On another note: I apparently am friendly to medium sized buisnesses. Maybe that's a third factor: Mafia is big buisness and trying to kill everyone, and small and medium buisnesses are tangling with each other, if not killling outright.

[Kant]

Fuck ♥♥ so hard.

I'm pretty sure Medium sized business is a thing in all of ♥♥'s games now, so saying you're a medium sized businessman doesn't do much for us.

[MoD]

I'd like to second the medium sized business thing... I also support medium sized businesses, apparently. Can everyone say what type of business ♥♥ has assigned them to support, if any?

[Zindaras]

Fluke's results could be very enlightening, if the Meter Maid works like it did in Ghost: RTGM. We can see which of our roles are bastard and which ones aren't.

Regarding the whole "medium sized businesses", I'm not sure. It could be a hint towards Cult, it could be a hint towards what the Mafia looks like (corporate evil?). I'm not sure if it's a good idea to be putting all of it in the thread.

[MoD]

Fluke's results could be very enlightening, if the Meter Maid works like it did in Ghost: RTGM. We can see which of our roles are bastard and which ones aren't.

Regarding the whole "medium sized businesses", I'm not sure. It could be a hint towards Cult, it could be a hint towards what the Mafia looks like (corporate evil?). I'm not sure if it's a good idea to be putting all of it in the thread.

Considering ♥♥ is a Republican, I don't think the corporate evil thing would apply.

[Naga]

The businesses can't be a cult. I investigated Fluke, found him innocent, and he says he is friendly to them.

Wait. My role is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

...

So we may question my sanity.

[Zindaras]

Considering ♥♥ is a Republican, I don't think the corporate evil thing would apply.

♥♥ is a Republican, but that doesn't mean that all his games are exactly overlapping with his interests and thoughts. He is just as capable of making corporations evil as he is of making McCain Mafia Don (He is. He really is). Anyway, corporations could have an effect on the game. To me, it sounds most like a Cult (corporate takeovers, medium sized businesses generally being taken over by large businesses).

[ROFLCOPTER]

Day will be over in 4 days. I extended it by a day due to the whole fiasco about ♥♥.

Vote Count:

[SizzlingStapleCider]

With no one having posted in a day, I have decided I should tell you my final bit of information.

I knew more about Jeremy than I said, but I wanted to hear his explanation to gun ownership. After he explained himself, I felt my additional information would sound suspicious. Since there's no good leads at the moment, I am divulging this now.

As the Town Aligned Gunsmith, I can investigate someone to see if they own a gun and then know if any deaths any time after my investigation were due to that gun/person. Turns out Shadow was killed by Jeremy, and I received nothing in respect to ROFL.

Vote: Jeremy Banks

[Zindaras]

Well, rereading the thread, I see SSC's posts to be compliant with the extra info on Jeremy. Additionally, Vig+Cop is really quite good.

I would vote Jeremy, but I need to have one more piece of info: Fluke, what was your result last night?

[Zindaras]

In reviewing JB's response to the night kills, it really does seem strange.

But why would he go out of his way to say that I'm town? If he were mafia, he would have nothing to gain by outing me. That would just be one less target for us to accidentally lynch.

I mean, I guess I could be mafia too, but, uh, yeah.

Doesn't matter. Everyone's Cop role, this is PK game, we can pretty much be sure that Cop results aren't very reliable (though I'm kind of thinking that this is reverse psychology and that all the Cops are actually sane :V). Additionally, he has to give us some info. If he ever dies as scum, we still won't be able to trust you. Last off, one of the most used Mafia strategies is to buddy up to the nice/active players.

[Tee See Em]

On a shitty note: I'm billeting this week, and to my surprise, I have no internet access. I'm posting this from work, but I don't have much time online here either.

So yeah.

[Zindaras]

Ugh. Jeremy, somebody claimed you killed Shadow rather than ROFLCOPTER. We need a response.

[xXx]

Vote: Bounty Hunter

[Zindaras]

lolz u is so funy

[xXx]

gee thx pal

[Kant]

SHouldn't we just go for Sven?

I mean, I know that we're not being entirely active, but the dude hasn't posted at all on this day.

fuck it

vote:Sven

[SizzlingStapleCider]

Shady: Yes, that is my role. In respect to his claim, he could either know you're town and is vouching for you to gain your favour and everyone else's if you get killed/revealed; or you're with him.

[Kant]

He's supposed to be modkilled.

How many times have you posted in the past 72 hours? Why would you come out and try to lynch someone of inactivity when you yourself have been pretty inactive?

I'm a bloody hypocrit?

[Fluke Hawkins]

Well, rereading the thread, I see SSC's posts to be compliant with the extra info on Jeremy. Additionally, Vig+Cop is really quite good.

I would vote Jeremy, but I need to have one more piece of info: Fluke, what was your result last night?

I investigated ROFLCOPTER, and he ended up being a 7. Which was useless, because he ended up dead the next day :/

[Kant]

Hm.

I was thinking that, besides me, is anyone more inactive? If it's Sven, he was the obvious choice to vote. I couldn't very well vote for myself for inactivity, mostly because I know that I'm not scum, and besides I was the first person to claim.

However, he's modkilled, so that leaves us with no obvious lynches.

[ROFLCOPTER]

Lightning kills Sven. He was Lord Urza, Town Aligned Fountain Watch.

Vote Count:
JB: SSC

2 Moar Days.

[Fluke Hawkins]

Well that makes even less sense as to a watcher role. What significance does the fountain have?

[Zindaras]

Okay. We should lynch Jeremy. Personally, I'm also suspicious of Kant. Naga would be my last call. I have paranoid feelings regarding Shady. He almost seems too serious to be town. :V

[Zindaras]

Fountain Watcher can see if somebody left his house (in other words, used a role). Don't ask me why the role is called that way, I don't know.

[SizzlingStapleCider]

Sounds like a lame role. Good thing, I guess.

[SizzlingStapleCider]

I'm very mildly suspicious. It's possible the whole cult thing is bullshit, but I doubt it since he would have to be in cahoots with Fluke since I know he targeted him.


D:

Very mildly suspicious? :P
I agree with you if it's very small suspicion, but overall, I don't think he'd make up a cult and I don't think he'd say that if he was part of said cult. He could still be a mafia-aligned cult investigator, though. Doubt it however.

[Zindaras]

On the other hand, since I'm really paranoid and self-conscious, I'm mildly paranoid about you and Sizzling agreeing. Just sayin'.

Well, there's a Cop saying that what somebody said is a lie. This is generally territory where people get one chance to explain themselves, or they are brutally lynched. Town should never lie.

Yes, very. Especially seeing as how if Jeremy is scum, he showed up from out of nowhere and tried to divert attention away from him. Even after Sven (a townie, mind you) was modkilled, instead of discussing the rather obvious elephant in the room of Jeremy, he instead chose to direct the conversation towards no 'obvious' lynch choice.

Yaus. Add to that the whole Scopewagon yesterday (I expect at least some scum to be on there), and we've got a scummy looking person.

I'm very mildly suspicious. It's possible the whole cult thing is bullshit, but I doubt it since he would have to be in cahoots with Fluke since I know he targeted him.

Not necessarily. He could simply have a different role, the same role (after all, Mafia wants to find Cult as well). After all, if Fluke really is Cult, he's hardly likely to come out and admit it.

[Zindaras]

I'm going to be gone for a couple of days. I'm going to leave with a Vote: JeremyBanks because I consider him the scummiest right now.

[Tee See Em]

Being at work I have no real time to post at the moment or even really read much of what's going on, but I'll DL the thread and write up my reply at home tonight, and post it tomorrow morning.

[Tee See Em]

Yeah, so please don't kill me until then. Thanks.

[Tee See Em]

I actually missed the part where Sizzle said I killed Shadow. I'd only been very quickly skimming this thread. Ah. I can see now why people think I look rather suspicious and need to reply. :V

I think a good starting point is asking why I'd claim to have killed ROFLCOPTER if I had actually killed Shadow. Either way I'd be responsible for a town-aligned death, so why should I lie and make myself look more suspicious.

I did send in a kill on ROFL. Upon reflection and rereading of the morning post, I see a slightly possible explanation that would also remedy my early confusion.

ROFL decided to "efficiently" investigate himself, shooting himself in the head. Perhaps my character is either an unreliable shooter and tried to kill him at the same time as he killed himself, or after being unable to kill his original target he decided he had to kill someone and shot ROFL randomly.

The second choice seems more likely, given that my role requires that I choose someone to kill, perhaps my character requires that he kill someone each night, even if it's not a premeditated kill. Perhaps he's a bit of a psychopath.

Yeah, I think that's probably it. I'll go highlight it!

Also, since I guess I didn't explicitly state this before, I'm Zindaras, Town-Aligned Zealous Cop.

Provided you don't kill me, I'd also like some suggestions on who to target for my kill and investigation tonight. I think my investigation should probably be someone with a claimed power-role, but I'm unsure about the kill.

[Tee See Em]

You're the most likely lynch, and your entire defense is based on a hypothetical? :/I think my confusion at the events so far has been pretty clear all day; I don't know what's going on so I can't really provide a good explanation, no.

[Kant]

Also aren't all of the townies coplike roles?

[Kant]

So your point is that we're all town, right?

In which case, I don't see how that changes anything. If we're all town, then yeah, we'll keep on playing the game until there's none of us left, but if we let the theory change anything, then we'd be fucked (proper fucked) because we won't be using this chance at getting a mafioso or cultie. Due to the name of my role, I'm almost sure that there has to be a mafia, at the very least.

[ROFLCOPTER]

Seeing as conversation has picked up a little bit, I'm extending the deadline to FRIDAY 10:00PM EST.

[Tee See Em]

I misread your last post when I first read it, but after re-reading it I think my misread version is more likely.

I think PK intended this game to be somewhat serious, at least. Your point about there being no town or mafia seems possible, but if so, I think you may be wrong that "Lord Yawgmoth isn't here". If everyone else were town, with copish roles, then you could possible still have a balanced game if there were a single Yawgmoth player who was rather absurdly overpowered, which would be what you'd expect with a role based off of him, right?

Do we still have any significant lurkers? I don't have time to check, but if so, I think that's a possible place to look, because for the most point they've successfully avoided much attention, eh?

[Fluke Hawkins]

Part of the reason I haven't posted is it seems like every point I come up with is either ancilary or just generally nonproductive. Either way, I could see PK making a mafia where everybody is town, just to fuck with our heads (didn't somebody already say since it was a PK mafia that could happen?).

Also, quick question: What's the difference between cult and mafia?

[SizzlingStapleCider]

I think a good starting point is asking why I'd claim to have killed ROFLCOPTER if I had actually killed Shadow. Either way I'd be responsible for a town-aligned death, so why should I lie and make myself look more suspicious.

Hell if I know. To confuse us? It makes sense if you killed Shadow, ROFL killed himself, and then was bleached by the mafia. But if you claim you killed ROFL, then mafia can only kill one other person (either bleach ROFL or shoot Shadow), and then there's a kill (attempt) unaccounted for. Not really sure why you'd want to confuse us, even if you're mafia, but it doesn't matter to me since I know you're lying.

[Zindaras]

Mafia kills people at night, Cult doesn't kill but it recruits extra people during night.

Regarding Shady's theory...it's possible, but if it's true, we can't do anything with it. We should just keep lynching and see if we hit scum.

[Tee See Em]

You're all stupid, but this is from the same sick (ill, fevered) mind that made all of those posts, so perhaps it's not very accurate.

Vote: Jeremy Banks

But I promise you won't be thrilled with the result.

[SizzlingStapleCider]

Seeing as conversation has picked up a little bit, I'm extending the deadline to FRIDAY 10:00PM EST.

.

[MoD]

So. I dropped off the radar for a little while. Sorry, everyone...

Hmm...

Well, the way I see it, we have two possible situations here. One is Shady's theory: Everyone is town, there is no mafia or cult, and we're just self-destructing from within, in true TS fashion. In this case, it doesn't matter who dies, and since Jeremy's role may be killing random people, then he's probably a good person to kill.

The other situation is that there is mafia and/or a cult. In which case, I don't really see anyone scummier than Jeremy here. We don't really have any other options.

Vote: Jeremy Banks

Also it's after 10 PM motherfucker.

[PariahKing]

So.

You're a SK.

You come up "Zindaras, Cop" in investigations.

You can actually use a cop ability each night.

You can make two kills a night.

In fact, those two kills? They can't be picked up by investigation because they're "deattached" and not directly linked to you.

You can't even be killed by night kill.

And you're in a game of 15 sane but not yet sane cops.

And you claim vig/cop.

Good job, Jeremy.

Jeremy Banks was Lord Yawgmoth, Self Aligned Ultra Powerful Serial Killer.

TOWN WINS

[Van]

EPIC LULZ

[PariahKing]

You can probably tell this was made quickly - but that's OK, because the whole game is really based upon 2 ideas. :V
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1. PariahKing/Naga
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You are PariahKing, Town Aligned Cult Investigator.

You feel sympathy for Lord Yawgmoth, but as everyone knows, you’re kind of a jerk when it comes to bandwagons picking on the oppressed. Look at Kant, for example. So even though Lord Yawgmoth likes you, you’re such a jerk that you plan on helping The Source brutally murder him anyway.

You spend your spare time reading books about apologetics – so you’re really well versed in the knowledge of cults. Each night, you may quiz someone about their worldview. You will find out if they are a cultist or not.

You are with the town and root for medium sized businesses.
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N1: Fluke, No

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2. Tidal Kracker / Kant
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You are Tidal Kracker, Town Aligned Mafia Investigator.

You are an expert when it comes to diagnosing mental disorders. You can pluck someone’s mind easily, and find out if they are the kind of person to be dumb enough to either be Lord Yawgmoth or support him. Thus, each night, send me the name of a player of your choice. You will see if they are a filthy mafiate or not.

You are with the town and root for medium sized businesses.
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N1: Zindaras / No

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3. Miss Bun / Fluke Hawkins
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You are Miss Bun, Town Aligned Meter Maid.

You have skills. At stuff.

…

Anyway, each night, you can examine a player of your choice and see how powerful their role is, on a scale from one to ten.

You are with the town and root for medium sized businesses.
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N1: Roflcopter / 7
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4. ShadyPhoenix / MoD
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You are ShadyPhoenix, Town Aligned Burglar.

Honestly, you don’t really care about LordYawgmoth. You just want to get rich to buy some more weed. Each night, you may you rob someone of your choice. (You will also piss in their two liter of milk, and disguise your tampering with food dye.) You will get an item that will tell you about that person’s role.
Since all of your dealers are Source members, you want Lord Yawgmoth dead so you still can pick up drugs. But because you ARE a burglar, you come up evil in investigations.
You are with the town and root for medium sized businesses.
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N1: Fluke/Pair of Panties

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5. Kant / Shadow
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You are Kant, Town Aligned Watcher.

You are severely depressed about being a virgin, like Member #6 pointed out in the “I didn’t realize we were being discussed on WotC” thread. To remedy this, you hide in someone’s dorm room all night, under their bed, until they are safely asleep. Then you gently take off their blanket - so soft they do not wake up - and just watch them sleep all night.

All night.

If they are targeted or picked on by anyone, you will see who did it. Select a person each night to sleep stalk.

You are with the town and root for medium sized businesses.
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6. Fonzy / SizzlingStapleCider
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You are Fonzy, Town Aligned Gunsmith.

You are just so tough and cool. You decided after your famous career in acting you would mold guns from steel – with your bare hands. After you ended up blowing them off in a freak carjacking accident, you had to give up making guns. However, you still have records of whoever bought a gun from you.

Each night, you may investigate a player, and see if they own a gun or not.

You are with the town and root for medium sized businesses.
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N1: JB




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7. Macho Man Randy Savage/Shady
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You are Macho Man Randy Savage, Town Aligned Tracker.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/tidalkraken111/superslam.jpg

Enough said – well, you can pick a player each night, and see who they targeted. OK – enough said NOW.

You are with the town and root for medium sized businesses.
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N1 MoD: ???

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8. Jeremy Banks/ROFLCOPTER
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You are Jeremy Banks, Town Aligned Efficient Cop.

You are the only person who is admin on The Source who understands how to use his powers. Each night, you may use your ability to find out if a player is town or not. Your ability is so potent that the whole town will know the investigated player’s alignment the next day! Truly, you are the most efficient of cops.

You are with the town and root for medium sized businesses.
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N1: ROFLCOPTER

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9. MoD /Zindaras
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You are MoD, Town Aligned Friendship Finder.

You have PK’s actual phone number, and know him pretty well. Each night, you can call PK up and ask him if you would hang out with the role of a player of your choice. He’ll answer and say yes or no.

You are with the town and root for medium sized businesses.
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N1: No.












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10. Pfisiar/K-Scope
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You are Pfisiar, Town Aligned Caterer.

You somehow survived being eaten alive. (There is just so much fat on your body the town got tired of trying to get to it all.) Since one must love food to eat so much of it, you know all about it. For to love, you must know. You know how to get records of what food people like to eat. Pick a player each night, and you’ll see what I mean – you’ll get back a food that has something to do with their role. (Cops love doughnuts, mafia love pizza, etc.)

You are with the town and root for medium sized businesses.
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Lynched D1

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11. Lord Urza / sven 2.0 lite
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You are Lord Urza, Town Aligned Fountain Watch.

You have no idea who this Lord Yawgmoth character is, but he’s getting you in a lot of trouble.

You may investigate a player of your choice and see if they left their house last night. (And thus, have a night role if so.)

You are with the town and root for medium sized business.
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12. Lord Yawgmoth/Jeremy Banks
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You are Lord Yawgmoth, Self Aligned Serial Killer.

You tried organizing a mafia group to help kill off The Source. It would have eliminated the most awful threat to civilization in history. But – it was not to be. Everyone thinks you suck far too much to be associated with you. Besides, they’re afraid they’ll catch autism – it is contagious, you know.

You may kill two people a night, unless it would mean the game would be over – in those cases, you may only kill one. You cannot die to night kill. Your killing abilities are “detached” meaning they do not come up in investigations. Also, you may investigate a player of your choice each night to see if they are town or scum. (This comes up as an attached ability.) All investigative abilities treat you as Zindaras, Cop.

You win when the hideous Source is exterminated
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[PariahKing]

The only really cool things unique to this game are

1. Efficient Cop (This is an OOOOOOLD idea I've had since 2005 I've wanted to use)
2. Deattached ability.
3. 1 SK v. Town (I had to play a game as 1 SK versus town. I won. It was a game hosted by Kant, MuP Mafia I believe. Good times.)
4. Cops that are sane but yet are not - picking up everything but the relevant. Fun execution.

The rest are old and junk or I've pulled it before. (Mafia Investigator.) Fountain Watch comes from a game Mistform Dragon hosted in 2005, Mafia: The Gathering 1. I had the role and thus spammed it to death. Look at what the card does and you'll know why the ability is called that.

Still think it was a cool idea, though, even for a rush job. Just hard to get a real active mafia on The Source.

Also amusing was
- Caterer getting all doughnuts yet not being naive (always getting one result meaning someone is good)
- Friendship Finder getting a "No" for Shady because I was pissed at him for some reason at that moment (It would totally be "yes" now though :rip:)
- Lord Urza
- Macho Man

Hopefully Kant doesn't get mad at me - I was just trying to figure out a good flavor reason for Watcher, and KotD provided the perfect excuse. No offense meant. :V

TOWN MVP: Shady

He tried hard and was correct in his theory about there being no cult or mafia. :V I was impressed by his effort and thinking.

SCUM MVP: Jeremy Banks

Out of all the scum players, he played best.




Also for archival mafia purposes change my name to "PariahKing," please. I'm going to link off to this from other sites.

[PariahKing]

Also for obvobv reasons I will not be directly involved in the next game, but I can be reached at PariahKing88 on AIM. Also soon I will have released my "PariahDex," an index of roles from all my games and some others.

I'll link to it here or get it to someone else.

Also unsecured networks? Tech at avoiding IP bans. :V

EDIT: Oh yeah.

N1.

Efficient Cop kills self, LY shoots someone (to avoid look of similarity of kills) and goes bananas on his 2nd kill choice who killed himself - his soul being damaged and altered to be more Source-like (see D1) due to his exposure to TS.

EDIT:

Also, SizzlingStapleCider.

It worked, SSC, but if you were wrong your lie could have costed the town. Jeremy would have died anyway. Lying is bad. Say he's pro town. You die and he dies, and then 4 more people die due to the SK of this game and town loses.

So bad idea.

[PariahKing]

yeah I dunno why I would shady - you have always been nice to me, just look @ my sig.

[SizzlingStapleCider]

Well, I figured if I was wrong, the mafia killed Shadow instead of JB, so they might be confused and not kill me. :V

Since it doesn't seem to be mentioned, I actually was a Gunslinger but the extent of my ability was just to see the possession of a gun.

[Zindaras]

That was funny. Also, credits to Shady's paranoid musings. He was utterly right.

[Kant]

's ok PK, it would've been offencive if it was correct.

I mean, I only watch people for half a night, obvobvobv.

Also, I think we've discovered that pot actually makes you a better mafia player.

[Kant]

Actually, channeling L makes you a better townie. One supposes channeling Kira would make you a better SK.

Does this mean that Bun is channeling Misa?

Because if so a lot of things make sense.

[Van]

Goddamn everyone likes Death Note. Makes sense for Kant, but I never would've suspected Shady :V

[Kant]

Goddamn everyone likes Death Note. Makes sense for Kant, but I never would've suspected Shady :V

I read the thing 2 years ago and stopped reading when Light died.

[Van]

It's a pretty good show.
Manga :V
I read the thing 2 years ago and stopped reading when Light died.
Soo...you read everything but the last chapter of the last book?

Or do you mean when L died?

[Kant]

Manga :V

Soo...you read everything but the last chapter of the last book?

Or do you mean when L died?

Yeah, meant L.

edit-that's not actually true, it's when Mello and the other kid where established and it was clear how not-as-badass-as-L they were.

[Kant]

That was part of the point, really.

Yeah, I know, Light brought his own downfall because he was arrogant blablabla.

Light wasn't an interesting character to me, so him falling on his own wasn't interesting to me.

[Van]

Yeah, meant L.

edit-that's not actually true, it's when Mello and the other kid where established and it was clear how not-as-badass-as-L they were.

Mello/Near almost ruined it for me. But I just had to know how it ended, so I plowed through the remaining books. I never got over how effeminate Mello is: he's more a bitch than MisaMisa :V

[Kant]

Also, once, to kill the trail to him when he's being suspected as Kira, Light absentmindedly looks at softcore porn.

The dudes, what, 17?

Seriously, I realize it was a comic meant for people younger than 18 (and if it was intended for people over 18 then it...would've not been good), but who the fuck would be convinced by that?

[Tee See Em]

I'm going to disclaim that apparently I've got pneumonia.