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Van
02-13-2009, 08:42 PM
:V?

Can't I be the Scrubs Janitor instead?
PariahKing
02-13-2009, 10:18 PM
Just get 100 more posts, and you ascend from janitor...
Van
02-13-2009, 10:37 PM
Just get 100 more posts, and you ascend from janitor...

You realize you're just encouraging me to spam my post count thread more?
PariahKing
02-13-2009, 10:38 PM
I have a few, simple pleasures in life. Ascending titles is one of them.
Van
02-13-2009, 10:39 PM
I have a few, simple pleasures in life. Ascending titles is one of them.

At what point do I earn the right to make my own CT?
PariahKing
02-13-2009, 10:43 PM
1,336 posts.
Van
02-13-2009, 11:49 PM
1,336 posts.

Or when I win that moderator position, right? :rip:
Cee Pee
02-14-2009, 02:12 AM
I once threw (well, not threw, it just fell because of certain net forces) a coca cola bottle at McDonalds. Immediately a janitor appeared from a door at the right, cleaned it up, and gave me a new one. :V
good news
02-14-2009, 03:13 AM
edit:
oh lord that was an awful post
Tee See Em
02-14-2009, 04:56 AM
I"M A HOOKER FOR COMPUTERS!!!!!!

MESSAGE FOR DETAILS!!!!


LOVE YOU PK!!!! YOU"RE HOT!!!!
KaleiÐoscøpe
02-14-2009, 06:33 AM
PK IS MINE1!!
mrs_bun
02-15-2009, 04:55 AM
I have a few, simple pleasures in life. Ascending titles is one of them.

This idea really isn't good, you saw it on WM. Admittedly, WM =/= TS, but the concept is just bad.
Cee Pee
02-15-2009, 05:04 AM
I don't want to be a McDonald's Janitor, so I guess I'll spam through that phase. >_>
mrs_bun
02-15-2009, 05:16 AM
I don't want to be a McDonald's Janitor, so I guess I'll spam through that phase. >_>

Hmpf.

I"M A HOOKER FOR COMPUTERS!!!!!!

MESSAGE FOR DETAILS!!!!


LOVE YOU PK!!!! YOU"RE HOT!!!!

Also obv not JB but lol still.
KaleiÐoscøpe
02-15-2009, 05:41 AM
This idea really isn't good, you saw it on WM. Admittedly, WM =/= TS, but the concept is just bad.÷÷÷÷ you
mrs_bun
02-15-2009, 05:46 AM
What? Do you just want to have sex with me, or are you saying the title-by-post system is also good?
Cee Pee
02-15-2009, 05:47 AM
I think he likes to own a medium sized business.
mrs_bun
02-15-2009, 05:48 AM
Medium pimpin, Kal.
Watermark
02-15-2009, 05:48 AM
I"M A HOOKER FOR COMPUTERS!!!!!!

MESSAGE FOR DETAILS!!!!


LOVE YOU PK!!!! YOU"RE HOT!!!!

That WAS JEREMY BANKS.
mrs_bun
02-15-2009, 05:49 AM
Lmao really? I kinda don't believe you. Maybe if JB logged on right now and confirmed it.
KaleiÐoscøpe
02-15-2009, 06:03 AM
WM =/= TSThis, obviously
Tee See Em
02-15-2009, 08:29 AM
Lmao really? I kinda don't believe you. Maybe if JB logged on right now and confirmed it.
I'm pretty sure that was Watermark on my computer while I was asleep on the couch.
Naga
02-15-2009, 12:03 PM
Oh Jeremy<3
mrs_bun
02-15-2009, 02:36 PM
I'm pretty sure that was Watermark on my computer while I was asleep on the couch.

I know, I was hoping he would log on as you right after I posted that hehe.
bun_bot
02-17-2009, 01:07 PM
Lmao I just read the last line of this hehehehe.
bun_bot
02-17-2009, 01:23 PM
This can't be good.
Fonzy
02-17-2009, 01:31 PM
This can't be good.

EDIT- Waitaminute...
good news
02-17-2009, 03:53 PM
guys you HAVE to watch this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoBc-eNZO6k
Fonzy
02-17-2009, 04:00 PM
guys you HAVE to watch this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoBc-eNZO6k

Holy shit I think I may have actually watched that video when I worked there as a teenager.

Also, there was this brilliant video called "Safety is No Accident" that features this dude wiping out in front of the counter in epic fashion that I got in trouble for laughing at.

The following link is not that video, but I still laughed at the chick falling off the ladder:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHHHXAjzXaA

The rest are kind of gruesome.
LegendShark
02-17-2009, 04:05 PM
You have no idea what kind of propaganda I was put through during training when I worked there last year. It was ridiculous. They just sat me in a room for 6 hours with a computer and I watched video after video after video about the "McDonald's Image" and how customers expect to be treated and blah blah blah.

And then the "training" was a computer game for four year olds that involved secret spies trying to take back the fries that were stolen.
Naga
02-17-2009, 05:22 PM
Holy shit I think I may have actually watched that video when I worked there as a teenager.

Also, there was this brilliant video called "Safety is No Accident" that features this dude wiping out in front of the counter in epic fashion that I got in trouble for laughing at.

The following link is not that video, but I still laughed at the chick falling off the ladder:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHHHXAjzXaA

The rest are kind of gruesome.

Oh shit I remember those. My friend shoved them to me when I got my first job.
Zerg
02-17-2009, 05:39 PM
I lol'd at the construction guy, but yeah, the rest were pretty painful-looking. The last one was just funny. Maybe because he didn't get up and talk about it with half his face missing.
Zindaras
02-17-2009, 05:45 PM
Every single one of those looks both deadly and painful.